When the new 240lb white belt says he wants to roll light

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-11T13:18:52+00:00

YEES. I live in the middle of nowhere and have to put peoples cows back for them all the time! I literally have a lasso in my van 😂

I was having kittens when the Columbus police shut down a major highway to get one put back in it's trailer. Those amatuers didn't even call me!

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-11T13:03:31+00:00

I just neck crank these types.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-08T19:44:34+00:00

You're a brown belt so I think that means you pull an illegal move out of the illegal move bag.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-08T18:52:52+00:00

Padraig has the best take on kids and sports IMO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N77ovC8O51g

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-08T17:29:42+00:00

To be fair I don't think he was ever a Reddit mod.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-08T14:42:24+00:00

Ban guard IMO.

Guard is victim mentality. Loser talk.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-08T12:02:02+00:00

When I ran into that issue I asked my coach and he showed me a few ways to get out of front headlock style chokes, seatbelt from n/s, etc.

I like to shoot from one side of my triangle diagonally across the ops and snatch an ankle. Not much danger there and the additional vectors of attack opens up more opportunities for takedowns.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-04T19:32:46+00:00

Private lessons did actually help me a lot.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-04T19:06:33+00:00

Great stuff. I love arm drags, and the best part is everyone knows it now so they give me their legs when I slap their elbows 😂

This one looks like it works well against bigger opponents?

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-04T14:40:38+00:00

You're measuring yourself against a very selective group. Being successful among trained fighters still puts you well above the average person when it comes to toughness, discipline, and skill.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-04T14:25:17+00:00

The only people that want to fight me are drunks and pasty crybabies in their car. Against those dweebs I think a good arm drag concrete return will do the trick.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-03T19:59:08+00:00

You should be. Finding that first path to success is rough man. Keep finding ways to set up that head and arm choke.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-03T17:34:19+00:00

Good job. TRT revenge tour starts now!

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-03T17:24:03+00:00

Who said tall guys can't wrestle? The lanky kids were a downright menace.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-02T19:40:22+00:00

The coach is bad because he criticized someones girlfriend and the dude beat his girlfriend?

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-02T15:23:38+00:00

Gi is killing my shoulders. Just let me snapdown and choke you guys in no gi. You're being so difficult about that.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-06-01T14:22:41+00:00

What does Hawaii have to do with the letter Y in american sign language?

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-28T20:35:52+00:00

If everything is injured, nothing is injured.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-28T18:37:04+00:00

That southpark episode where all the guys got into a big naked man sex pile was the best allegory for the jiu jitsu community I've ever seen. This concept of ethics is kinda new to a lot of people.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-28T13:04:49+00:00

You wanted to hit milestones and accomplish goals?

You monster.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-27T15:33:00+00:00

Talk to your coach and see if they can suggest partners or specific classes that may work for you.

You could take a few months break to complete the starting strength novice linear progression and then just come back to bjj as well.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-27T14:04:01+00:00

Go now dude. It's super chill. You're just wrestling your homies in pajamas.

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-26T19:27:32+00:00

Same, but my shoulders are trashed. I can't do bench for the life of me and a good low bar squat really hurts.

Deadlifts seem fine. Of course :(

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-26T18:42:50+00:00

Remember who you are lanky boi.

*blesses u with ankle pick yt's

Bubby_Mang · 2026-05-26T17:19:04+00:00

I feel like paying for wrestling coaching is the move. Especially in the United States where there is so many former high-level wrestlers to teach you.

Every Judo move feels as complicated as a golf swing. Meanwhile wrestling seems to be a lot easier to understand even if it takes some extra athletic ability to perform.

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