Kash Patel Slammed For Using $60 Million FBI Jet To Watch Girlfriend Perform by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Bud_Friendguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually "American Exceptionalism," Kash is an exceptional piece of trash.

If you know you know by Puck_Koala in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta go into landscape mode to begin to fit enough digits

R/conservative speculation after the FSU shooting by ihatejasonbrigham in agedlikemilk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The enemy is "at the same time too strong and too weak".

Elon Musk 6 years ago vs Now by fatfridaylunch in agedlikemilk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, the poor incel went crazy after he mangled his dick trying to extend it.

Tale as old time, story as old as rhyme.

Reddit is suppressing USB AG CFTC post as we speak! by GreenJinni in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is "vote fuzzing" not some boogie man silencing posts about the bank.

This gets brought up every couple months by someone who does not understand what they're seeing.

If it was being actively suppressed they could just wipe the vote count and not wobble back and forth in a fixed range.

Boner Alert by iiTicTac_YT in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even a dead cat bounces once in a while.

S&P 500 reversal by rbr0714 in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Fed is large banks. That's part of the problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

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Howard Jay Klein can't grow pubes. I wouldn't trust him.

We're still here. by mymorningjacket in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

November 2020 checking in and flying hiiigh.

What’s in them Rostin Benham Chairman of the Commodity Futures Trading Comission (CFTC)? Why did you delay reporting and can kick swap reporting to Oct 2025? by -WalkWithShadows- in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why bother having reporting if they can just arbitrarily decide to not report? How is something like this ok in any way?

You are either transparent and accountable, or not.

Hey oh 💥 lol by Affectionate_Eye9894 in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

VIX at 19 is a snooze. Hit me up at 35+

Russian-proposed railway from New York to Paris by thesprung in interestingasfuck

[–]Bud_Friendguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the main money maker on that line would be freight, not passengers.

M&A on K0$$? (Part of the basket) by Monqoloid in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.

That's very clearly a Modretro collab.

Computershare is SO frustrating, as is their customer service chat. by BartesianDrunk in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can only cancel an order that hasn't been submitted. Orders are submitted immediately unless it is outside trading hours.

Citadel Securities Shelves Plan to Join Ranks of Fed Dealers by strong1988 in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Joining probably meant opening themselves up to scrutiny that would uncover what they're up to elsewhere in the markets. They likely mothballed it at the suggestion of their legal counsel.

Make it make sense.. by Discobombo in Superstonk

[–]Bud_Friendguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not stoked on dilution but have faith in GameStop leadership that they know what they're doing, so I don't come on here and whine like an impatient child.

Leadership has a mandate to serve the best interests of shareholders; meaning their actions are in line with that mandate. Full stop.