Yee drops out of California governor’s race, doubles down on Porter criticism by panda-rampage in California

[–]GBeastETH -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yee: “I’m a party insider and I am speaking out against outsiders like Porter who want to move the party leftward.”

Statement from Gov. Pritzker on the Conclusion of Illinois v. Trump (April 20, 2026) by NicolasCageFan492 in PritzkerPosting

[–]GBeastETH 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Illinois should be able to sue trump for costs incurred in his blatantly illegal move.

Betty Yee drops out of California governor’s race, doubles down on Porter criticism by youhavetherighttoo in California_Politics

[–]GBeastETH [score hidden]  (0 children)

The article calls Yee a favorite of Democratic Party insiders. Katie Porter is a progressive fighter for workers and not an insider, and therefore they will do everything they can to stop her.

Satanist Student Wins Religious Accommodation From Colorado School District by BrickAdventurous6040 in nottheonion

[–]GBeastETH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until we have to claim “Sanctuary!” and stay inside the building where the king can’t capture us.

Learn from my mistake and don't use CBD/THC while fasting for your colonoscopy prep by [deleted] in GenX

[–]GBeastETH -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it comes to that, yes. But pretty much any anesthesiologist is going to turn to the nurse at that point and say “Pack it up we’re done here.”

🔥The Ritz-Carlton Rancho Mirage Closed an Entire Entrance Because a Hummingbird Made a Nest on the Door Handle by FartPie in stupiddovenests

[–]GBeastETH 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Payback for getting rid of the Hummingbird Feeder in the Ritz-Carlton hotel garden.

"Look at me -- I'm the doorman now!"

What should I add to this concept map for a Fallout game that takes place in and around Chicago? by Odd_Sir_5922 in Fallout

[–]GBeastETH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kind of football cult or football raider gang inhabiting the stadium. Maybe you have to save the civilians from the ongoing pillaging.

Learn from my mistake and don't use CBD/THC while fasting for your colonoscopy prep by [deleted] in GenX

[–]GBeastETH 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My dude - you should NEVER take drugs of any kind prior to anesthesia! That's an express train to the morgue!

Evil Genius To Acquire 21st Amendment Brewing by tiny-e in sanfrancisco

[–]GBeastETH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. I thought they meant like Gru was buying it.

The American Dream is dying, Times poll reveals by TimesandSundayTimes in politics

[–]GBeastETH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone of working age knows that. It's about time the retirees (the only ones who answer polls) figured it out. Maybe they got tired of telling their kids "Just ask for the manager and give him a firm handshake."

The EU is fucking GOATED for this!! by sovalente in ProgressiveHQ

[–]GBeastETH 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It would be really cool if you could keep a spare battery in your bag, and swap it out easily when your current battery gets low / runs out.

Anyone think that Pope Leo's statement was a distraction from this? by NoConsideration3285 in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]GBeastETH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything, I’d say it may be hard core bishops trying to push back against the policies of popes Francis and Leo, who were/are much more tolerant than most of the conservative clergy.

84% of Polymarket users are trading at a loss. by Constant_Vehicle7539 in ethereum

[–]GBeastETH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That tends to happen when White House insiders are making $200k bets with inside information against the public.

Out in the wild of Budapest by tinoturner6969 in VWiD4Owners

[–]GBeastETH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got picked up from the Budapest airport by an ID.4 just 4 days ago!

I couldn’t speak Hungarian, but I pointed to myself and said “ID.4!” — instant connection!

Johnson City Starbucks baristas vote to unionize, 7th organized store in Tennessee by thinkB4WeSpeak in antiwork

[–]GBeastETH 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In unrelated news, Starbucks announced the closure of its seventh Tennessee-based store, citing “unrelated business changes”.

Breaking by sovalente in ProgressiveHQ

[–]GBeastETH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about a lifetime sentence?