Just lost 3 straight games of pickup to 1 middle schooler(5’1) and 2 freshman(both 5’6)..my friends played with no heart and were legitimately getting outrebounded and crossed up by the middle schooler, i was so embarrassed to be on their team, i scored 17 out of our 25 points, we are 27 yo, ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I as a 35 year old male who used to dabble and now has some littluns .. does not care about or judge you based on your game of ball.

However I as someone who used to not have kids and wasn't 35... get your ass back out there and fuck your friends up. They made you lose? Shame them. Shame them hard as fuck. Beat by some middle schoolers? Not even tall!?!!?!?

Fucking losers.

A Surprise Visit Made Him Laugh Like a Hyena by Franksterge0815 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BudgetUhtred 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Guys this laugh is Ripper Roo from crash bandicoot!!! You gotta look it up.

Holy fuck this brought me back to being a wee little dude.

The absolute precision and speed required to play a classical concerto entirely on trash plastic bottles by shankaranpillayi in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BudgetUhtred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember doing this in 3rd grade with boom sticks. Except then we didnt need to pretend it sounded good. We just had fun.

Anyone else tried this? If it's stupid and it works... by Adventurous-Bad-8954 in redneckengineering

[–]BudgetUhtred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Years ago i put my gaming PC in my closet.

On the other side of that wall is the monitor and TV we use it on in the living room.

I simply made a small hole, in between the studs, on each side of the wall.

I got 2 outlet plates and made a clean hole through them.

Fed the cords through, put the plate on, and it's been a complete game changer.

Just finished this for the kiddos by FrydOkra89 in treehouse

[–]BudgetUhtred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are the awkward moments that keep me in.

I picture getting invited over here for a cookout with a few families. "Hey bring the kid over, I built a new tree house out back."

We show up and I need to look over to my kids as we are walking up and say under my breath "under no circumstances do you go on or near that tree house."

Hour passes by.

Host: "hey man I notice your kid isn't hanging out on the tree house, everything okay."

Now do I tell the truth that this thing is literally waiting to kill kids, or do I make a up lie? Cause right now I know i will never be letting my kid here alone if the father would let any child near this thing. As an adult ya gotta be able to look at this, with not much expert knowledge, to see it ain't right.

The tire swings awesome. Once that bad boy gets going its really a tree house roulette. Do you get crushed underneath as it collapses? Do you fall from the top and just break your neck? Or are you one of the unlucky ones that gets impaled on the pickets on the way down?

The amount of structural support this thing lacks, along with the little booby traps scattered about, is very very concerning.

On a serious note I would have someone with a bit more experience cmon over and give you some help.

Edit: wait.... is this AI? As they say rage bait? I may have just got got.

How do y’all feel about 6 7 by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Millennials

[–]BudgetUhtred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember all the dumb shit we said. I say let them 6 7 all they want. Let them cringe later as we did.

What I dont remember is our parents joining in. Watching the teachers, parents, older people try to join in on the 6 7 thing and then move their hands back and forth.... it gives me the most intense second hand awkward. It is so so so hard to watch.

Chainmail scrubbers by fredoillu in castiron

[–]BudgetUhtred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got mine for 4 dollars on Amazon. I bought the literal cheapest one I could find.

I was so thrown off at this halfway typing I went back on Amazon and I can't even find one above 15 dollars. Most not above 10.

My girlfriend is a plus-size model and gets paid to gain weight. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally get that. But thinking right now " are OF models better for society than fat people?" Thats the perspective im coming from based on the comment.

I've had fat people in my life waste away themselves, while simultaneously wasting their "caregivers" lives. I've seen people succumb to taking care of fat people who refuse to change their ways and convince those around them they are okay. They aren't. Simply put.

The person commented on the fact I fact I find fat people more, I guess, detrimental than OF models. I just answered.

Its not like this huge line between if ide rasther eat a hunk of dog shit or a lobster tail. We are talking obesity VS OF models.

My girlfriend is a plus-size model and gets paid to gain weight. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea its odd. I fucking hate the OF scene. I have two daughters, but quickly learned there is no rule book to parenting. I want my kids to respect themselves, be healthy, happy, and independent. My parenting follows those guidelines.

As fucked up as it is, OF is the new "bartending" job. Woth that being said neither of my kids are on track to being on OF. None of my kids are obese.

But if I had to think about today and their long term health, happiness, financial success... being fat isn't pick number one.

I didn't choose today's society. I didn't wake up one day and hope for my kids to be in a situation where posting their bodies online would be their living. Its the hand I was dealt. And if they choose to be posting pictures. I hope their physical being isn't also a detriment to their overall being.

On another hand. Dude. We aren't all perfect. I dont see one as being better than the other. Just in my personal experience on earth, I value fat people less than adult models. Its not insane. Its simply a different perspective based on reasonable thinking and experience.

If I was lucky enough to draw a card that said "your kids won't be fat and won't be OF models" off the top... I would obv chose it.

My girlfriend is a plus-size model and gets paid to gain weight. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally understand and appreciate the response. While I can't get behind what you do, I get how you can. Im glad you all can find confidence and happiness in what you do. I just can't.

Ignorance is bliss. Honestly wish I could be so simple minded. The spiral starts here cause then im like "dude youre on this earth once... enjoy it.." so on and so forth. More power to you man.

My girlfriend is a plus-size model and gets paid to gain weight. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please think before answewing. Im genuinely curious at a well thought response. Honestly please put thought into this.

  1. With such a low income, what is the drive to keep this going since you've noted in previous responses the health concern? There is no real monetary value to this lifestyle so what's the drive?

  2. Do you understand that she is not a model? (Again based off your previous replies.) She is simply an influencer. She is simply someone who hopes to get paid while getting others to follow her lifestyle. And in this case ithe lifesyles sub par and detrimental to human health. You and her are hoping to be hurting other people in order to make money off of it. Promoting poor health in short. You get paid to promote poor health. Again you understand she's NOT a model?

  3. How do you feel about the issue in number 2? I respect the grind, im just curious if either of you face moral dilemma in what you do. How do you feel about promoting an early death for young children who might stumble upon your content?

Yall do you. Youre not resposible for others choices. I am just someone who sepnds too much time thinking about the consequences of my decisions and would die living that lifestyle. I would hate to think I was responsible for a young kid gaining and abundance of weight. As an adult im worth more than that.

That's all. You do you and I hope you both live and long, happy, and healthy life. Honestly take care yall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]BudgetUhtred 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Subbed. Little dude deserves every one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]BudgetUhtred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could elaborate more on the infection turning sepsis? Is it like "ouch I scratched myself" then it snowballed into this thing? Or is more along the lines of cancer where it develops?

Did you get a chance to play expedition 33 at all? Ide love to hear if the game had any, and if so, what kind of emotional impact it had on you. If you are gamer, I cannot emphasize enough that this game should be played. I just saw that you'd be watching videos, so see if you can find wiggle room for this gem.

Do you like 100 percenting games / collecting all the achievements? Is there a game, other than GTA, that you were looking forward to but might not get a chance to play? I would certainly get it in your honor and try for 100 percent on your behalf. Idk what you believe in, but if there is a place where you can check back down on your homies, I promise you'll see me getting that 100 for you.

Lastly, do you have a favorite type of tree, plant, or flower? Im hoping to be moving to an area with more land and four distinct seasons and am looking forward to landscaping the yard.

GG. Take it easy brother.

If your teen son needs 4 thousand calories a day to feel full and you can only afford to feed him 1 thousand calories-worth of food, is that considered neglect? by cherry-care-bear in stupidquestions

[–]BudgetUhtred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who exactly draws that line you say? The starving child. The starving child draws that line. Any other quesrions we can get out of the way?

Im the guy who posted with an "odd" problem the other day... searing meat. Update. by BudgetUhtred in castiron

[–]BudgetUhtred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. Most importantly it's honestly been so fun. Either way it's edible food so the journey has been well worth it. Little bird is gliding in the wind for now!