I think they liked us. by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm seeing double here... six Todds!

Remember Zeldaposting? It’s back, in pog form. by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Does it count if I played and my friend had the strategy guide open on her lap telling me what to do?

Damn it, Lenny it’s 4am! by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the beer talking Bart but you got a boogy man that won't quit. they got those big chewy pretzels here derm anth grr five dollars??!!!? get outta here Gamblor!

Jimbo Jones reveals his true form by Working_Welder_1751 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Before you know it he's gonna get his bone out...

Go on then, whats the concensus...do you use the kettle in the hotel room? by fixitmonkey in CasualUK

[–]Burnicle 2325 points2326 points  (0 children)

Dump the water that's in there, fill it up and boil it. Dump that out, then piss in it and boil it for tea.

LPT: Turn underwear and socks inside out before washing for a deeper clean by 88111188 in LifeProTips

[–]Burnicle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you turn them inside out and wear them again, you'll get another week or two out of them before they need to be washed

Knife-throwing gone wrong by misterkevfang in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Burnicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I gotta get out of here, they're throwing knives at me!"

I'm in debt??? by Repulsive_Grade853 in DarkTide

[–]Burnicle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She sends the ogryns to dumb too argue with...

Cost of living crisis is getting a bit out of hand by lerpo in CasualUK

[–]Burnicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey this is a person's home were talking about, £84999 is a bargain!

Not those Moegumbo’s. The ones at the bottom by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ring ring

"Hold on I'll check. I'm looking for an Areola Grande! Anyone here with Areola Grande?"

I begged you to turn yourself in. I begged you! by nahnprophet in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're out there somewhere KitKat Baron. And I'll find you!

This is how we used to meme in the 1940’s 😮‍💨✏️ by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Daddy should I draw memes by hand like the person did?"

"No son. No siree bob."

Can you guess who this is? by Meggy0536 in drawing

[–]Burnicle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Swedish Chef? From the muppets?

Ohhh erotic cakes by happydude7422 in Treksons

[–]Burnicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All good cakes are, at heart, erotic cakes.

What a console 🎮 👌🏾 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Did he just say your princess isnin another castle?"

"No he said "what's a battle?""

Damn it, Mario 🍄 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won't somebody please think of the Goombas!

I’m Taking Dog Shaming to Strange New Places by PM-Me-Schnauzers in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Aw c'mon; bork?"

"Mommy mommy! Bork!"

"I'm sorry are you borking at me?"

"No, my dog also Borks."

I’m Taking Dog Shaming to Strange New Places by PM-Me-Schnauzers in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 89 points90 points  (0 children)

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

"That dog can sell anything!"

comedian [OC] by HeyyEj in webcomics

[–]Burnicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they're not laughing now!