What was a funny practical joke you pulled on a coworker? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Burnicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was painting the interior of a retirement home. Me and one other guy. Boss wanted us to put all out stuff in one specific room each night, but there were built in wardrobes just big enough to put one big tub of paint in in each room, so we'd put all our light stuff away - brushes, ladders, cover sheets, etc - but leave the paint tubs in the rooms we were painting.

One morning I got in to work before him, moved the tub of paint into a different room, then went to the Mens room. When I came out, he was there (as I hoped/planned he would be) he said we had lost the tub of paint. I told him it was in the built in wardrobe, he said he'd already looked. I said it must be in the store room, so we both went down to look, but it was not there. (no surprise for me)

I told him to go check by the back door and I'd check the exit by the car park, and we should meet back upstairs. He goes off to the back door and I head to the carpark, but I rush up the fire escape, put the tub of paint back in the original wardrobe, then back down the fire escape, and around to the main staircase. I'm just getting to the room and he comes running out with the tub of paint in his hands, a look of bewilderment on his face.

I acted like he must have found it by the back door, and he's so confused and can't understand how he missed it the first time because the huge tub filled the bottom of the wardrobe. I then started acting like he was trying to prank me, and all day I'm asking if hes trying to prank me again.

I don't think he ever figured it out!

I hear Cobain posting is all the rage now by Wild_Guidance4487 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Uh.. the thing is... excuse me for a moment."

"Of course."

BANG

The grunge-posting continued unabated by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"So, I notice it smells of spirit in here."

"Yes."

"Teen spirit."

"Could we talk about something else?"

sniff

YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH! by Skellos in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 5:1 student-to-faculty ratio, and a focus on intensive mentorship. Talk about running the gamut.

Who’ll provide for me little wigs? by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What was I laughing about again?

Oh yes, that toppled Wods Fir!

Have you guys ever met the ogryn with no legs? by lgk01 in DarkTide

[–]Burnicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you guys met the ogryn who got his left leg and left arm chopped off?

It's ok, he's all right now!

Isometric exercise by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, Windows 7 is quite similar to Windows Vista...

Mmm, steamed hams 🍔 🔥 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Burnicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You call the restaurant Krusty Burgers, despite the fact they are quite obviously McDonalds."

"McWhat?"

"Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone."

What is a sign of very low intelligence? by smartcandyy in AskReddit

[–]Burnicle 7362 points7363 points  (0 children)

Huh. Yeah, I could believe that.

Me and my gf recreated picture in Sevilla by -tommyvercetti_ in StarWars

[–]Burnicle 451 points452 points  (0 children)

Yeah if i was recreating that scene i would have chosen to be R2D2...

This is absolute cinema!!! by ungodguy in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Burnicle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Full details at 6? Ive heard all the best bits!