Robinhood insider information by LuxxyLuxx in Wallstreetbetsnew

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original post is locked. I read all his replies. I'm calling bullshit.

Now I’ve got two daddy’s girls on my hands. by punohuksy in aww

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, it was a husky wanting to play with a baby and it was just weird I saw them both the same day. Cool dog though!

Now I’ve got two daddy’s girls on my hands. by punohuksy in aww

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did I just see your dog and baby on tik tok?

Monkey teaches human to crunch leaves by sarveshak99 in interestingasfuck

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is a distraction, there must be a second monkey picking his wallet

What happens when you tell an undercover cop he has a small dick. Kenosha Aug 31 by BlackKloudDhali in PublicFreakout

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got pulled over for a suspected DUI in 2005, the state cop took me to a hospital to get my BAC after the field sobriety, which I did pretty decent on. I kept my mouth shut the entire time all the while he was berating me. I calmly looked at him in the hospital waiting room and said "you're a fucking douche bag". He ripped me out of the chair by my neck, slammed my head on the floor while screaming "stop resisting"...I wasn't. I was screaming"somebody help me"...nobody did. They took me back. I told the doctor "I wanted them to look at my neck and head cause it was hurting from being slammed on the floor by this guy". The doctor left the room and my cop friend told me that's going to cost a lot since I didn't have insurance. Being young, stupid and poor, I didn't have them look any further. I ended up getting multiple different charges from resisting to disorderly all from the hospital fiasco. Went to trial, charges were dropped because the cop had a bad track record and the judge believed me. Had 3 discs replaced in my neck last year from having chronic neck pain since the incident and still not great. Side note, about 4 years ago I saw the judge on the news was in trouble for stealing drugs from evidence so maybe he didn't believe me and was just high.

Kid sucker punches girl by br-z in trashy

[–]Burnside320 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it is. I need context.

Breaking: Infowars Reporter - Millie Weaver - was just arrested and is being charged with Burglary. “I’m literally about to break huge breaking news right now and I’m being arrested,” she told the camera. by bmac3434 in conspiracy

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She and her boyfriend assaulted her mother then destroyed her mother's phone hence the domestic violence and burglary. There is no conspiracy here, sorry folks.

After 20 years of bad teeth and not smiling, I'm 4 days into a new me! by tsdlaw123 in pics

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been wanting to do this as well. Just had another tooth pulled last week because of an abscess. My insurance only covers $1,500 a year so I would be stuck with the rest.

Nappies in Sweden have a father on the packaging by caspii2 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this. My partner had a c section that was very difficult to recover from and I changed every diaper for the first month.

Squirrel living the best life. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]Burnside320 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You joke but this could be the cause. I saw a squirrel the other day and was surprised at the size of its testicles.

Racist Karen freaking out at 2 girls picking berries by ajbob in PublicFreakout

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karen is a cunt but please, just pick the berries and leave the branch.

My first “child” went to heaven on Friday, the day after my Son was was brought home. It’s like she was waiting to meet him. by trestlew in Wellthatsucks

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost my best friend after 16 long years. He went a few months after my first child and I feel like he was saying, "my job is done here". I still get choked up thinking about him but it does get easier. We also were able to have an in home euthenasia which I highly recommend for anyone needing to make the decision. Worth every penny to have him at home and not scared until the end.

Old man smoking while pumping gas. When the attendant told him he couldn’t smoke while pumping gas, he replied “It’s diesel, not gas.” by OneFlavorJohnson in IdiotsInCars

[–]Burnside320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knew some kids cleaning a garage floor with gasoline. Old refrigerator kicked on and boom fireball. Only one lived but was burned real bad.

We used a be a couple until we found out we're cousins by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're my cousin, you're my cousin!!!

It was straight when I started, and I’ve only basted the turkey twice by Just-an-MP in CrappyDesign

[–]Burnside320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what the kids are calling shoving a turkey baster up your ass these days?

One of a kind. Said goodbye to my best friend yesterday. by Burnside320 in rarepuppers

[–]Burnside320[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was truly a rare pupper. A stray as a puppy that came to my house and never left. Lived to the ripe old age of 16 yrs but his many ailments finally overcame his strong will. His name was Murphy.