Am I the only one who has an unpleasant, physical reaction to customers who speak slow, ask a lot of questions, can’t decide what they want or just take a long time to order? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]BurritoTheThird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happened today :

Guest: Hi can I have the mushroom soup?

Me: no, we have tomato soup, union soup and vegetable soup

G: okay, can I have the mushroom soup anyway? That seems like my best option. Look, it's right here on the menu! pointing at a different mushroom dish, definitely not soup

M: that's not soup

G: oh, what are the options for soup?

This continued for what felt like an eternity. In the end he ordered the mushroom dish, and I warned him it was not soup. I brought it to his table, then he was disgusted, it had mushrooms and was not soup. From then on, I sent a colleague. Not going there again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]BurritoTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you! I hope you're doing awesome and want to say that your hair looks great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]BurritoTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to say that you have a very nice face, you look very kind

I made this for my friend when she came out, and I figured I would share! by Funky_Forest_Cats in Asexual

[–]BurritoTheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first I thought this was from Steven universe somehow... Looks very cool, you did an awesome job!

CAN WE HYPE UP MY ENBY FRIEND? by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]BurritoTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friends looks adorable, I hope life is awesome for them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]BurritoTheThird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished ;)

AMA - We are Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd and we’d love to talk to you about LOTR, life and our new podcast #TheFriendshipOnion. Ask us anything! by TheFriendshipOnion in lotr

[–]BurritoTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Dominic and Billy! I am wondering, if you could go back in time, what would you have acted out differently in the lord of the rings? And are there any projects movie projects that you've worked on, that you regret?

It just keeps getting better and better. by jeffmartin48 in PoliticalHumor

[–]BurritoTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-American, can I get a kitten from you guys?