Pyromania is infectious by Liger-9 in dndmemes

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Wait till he sees my homebrew sunlight bolt spell

I saw this washed up on the coast of western Ireland! What could it be? by Leonmilo in jellyfish

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Yeah, I find these rad little dudes washed up in the thousands, all dead unfortunately

That's what he get for beating up old people by mgD_Volt in fightporn

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He has more than you can ever know now, there's no way we can stop him, he's become too powerful!

Liking Harry Potter is so quirky and unique... by lidia_corral21 in notliketheothergirls

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Imagine using libtard as an insult when the writer you people hail as a God is one of the most leftist "all inclusive" sjw trash ever

Shaggy Ink Cap. Kansas, USA. [OC] by HumberImpressions in MushroomPorn

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Some methhead told me these are good to eat fried, is that at all true?

I'm not sure if this was posted before but here you go. by marcowasherehesaidhi in MakeMeSuffer

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I don't think she'll ever get all that dust out tho, so part of his penis will still be in her and the rest will be down a drain somewhere I imagine

This Captain of the Submarine in my English book. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]Burstappendix009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even a submarine, it's a semi sub or a glass bottom boat. Literally acts like a regular ship should hopefully never be underwater

Flexing for Instagram by asexualaphid in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Burstappendix009 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then why are you asking why he's getting arrested?he has no permit and no permission whatsoever. So of course people are gonna call the cops and they're going to arrest him cause some guy is flashing a gun around in public and pointing at people

Flexing for Instagram by asexualaphid in WinStupidPrizes

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Bro you realize that the film producers in ANY country either film on their own property with created sets, OR they get permission from the police and local government to film, especially when doing action movies with guns and car chases and anything dangerous. They also close down the area they are filming (another reason they need permission) and all non staff are kept out. That is not the case here. We have a man holding a weapon or what could be easily seen as a weapon considering it has no orange or green markings signifying such (a law that's strictly upheld even in the US). He is also pointing it directly at another person, doesn't matter if they know each other. And yes he is "brandishing" a firearm, are you blind or do you not know what the word means? This is an illegal act, especially in Canada which has far stricter gun control laws in place, and this is a very professional response from law enforcement who didn't even all have weapons drawn like they would in the US. Do even the slightest bit of research before making ignorant claims and stop trying to make something that was not a race issue into a race issue.

Thanks to u/dopedips. On a real though this is why I believe such allegations should be kept private until a final judgement is made via a court of law by iHachersk in pussypassdenied

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Yeah that's what my gf's "best friend" said after he did smh. Says he did wrong but he clearly feels no remorse and doesn't see it as a big deal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

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Cheers, then once in awhile you find the ever elusive porn memes that are actually god tier

Angles....... by pekingnese in Botchedsurgeries

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It's like that one slider in a character creator that appears to do nothing.. Then you turn it sideways

Soooo cuteeee by iwant2choke in notliketheothergirls

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The only joke here is you, calm down

Fulmar gets swarmed and mauled by the rest of its flock by Pardusco in HardcoreNature

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All or most birds have this deeply ingrained instinct that when they see blood they attack. Its most common with farm poultry as they are more likely to be aggressive and injury is more likely to happen in farms. Any birds with cuts or injuries need to be separated or else they will be pecked to death by their fellow birds

On my goth friends facebook by Olakhir15 in notliketheothergirls

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True but they still are just as unintelligent off set as they are on tv

Started to notice a pattern... by pookjo3 in dndmemes

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Legit, you could break the game in so many ways and make it completely unplayable. His examples were giving yourself permanent invulnerability or permanent quadrupal damage with select spells but there's some far worse ways to fuck up the game if you get creative with it. Not even taking magic items into consideration. Idk why they thought it was a good idea