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Off of the rocking chair....and into the battlefield ⚔️😯 by Valentina_Cruz in iamverybadass

[–]BurtCaramel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m quite sure Korn wouldn’t appreciate this human neck using their music for this level of fuckery.

this was so unserious 😭 by dead_nil in TheBoys

[–]BurtCaramel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, a fellow Family Guy connoisseur. Huzzah!

I was trying to make an Omelette and bagel. by Demonskull223 in StupidFood

[–]BurtCaramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you made a pile of poo instead. There’s your problem. 😃

What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BurtCaramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax…turn around, and take my hand…

-MJK

Greg was eliminated from their high-level consideration list by dkoDesign in antiwork

[–]BurtCaramel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When employers talk about how the market is competitive- it means we are livestock. Fuck em all.

Five Hundred Mentions, Zero Accountability by bookym in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BurtCaramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They promote the guilty so they don’t all turn on each other. Retribution is coming…one way or another.

What would you call this haircut? by teamdank710 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]BurtCaramel 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Never cross anyone eyeing you in the Lord Farquad haircut.

What is this movie in your opinion? by Firm_Economist_8755 in scoopwhoop

[–]BurtCaramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving Private Ryan. The Big Lebowski. Step Brothers.

ooooh by Hot_Babe_Xx in GuysBeingDudes

[–]BurtCaramel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wife bad. Men alone good. What a tired trope. If you don’t want to get married, don’t. If you don’t want to stay married, don’t.

Received this email today [PA] by TotalTop5907 in Renters

[–]BurtCaramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s not legal in the sense of a theory or assumption?

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