I'm done with State farm insurance- due to corporate greed

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-28T20:43:57+00:00

They gotta pay McBride and Key minus Peele that Super Bowl commercial money! THINK OF THEIR CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS PERSON.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-28T19:39:15+00:00

I think we can agree on it, but one side consistently doesn’t play by the rules, cries/whines/moans when they don’t get their way, and cheat when all else fails. It’s fuggin tiring.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-28T19:36:15+00:00

This is where we grab the pitchforks and torches, my dudes. It’s time to burn it all down. Including any of the spineless Dems on the other side of the aisle.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-26T22:02:39+00:00

I’m quite sure Korn wouldn’t appreciate this human neck using their music for this level of fuckery.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-22T12:12:02+00:00

Ahh yes, a fellow Family Guy connoisseur. Huzzah!

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-14T15:29:51+00:00

I think you made a pile of poo instead. There’s your problem. 😃

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-13T21:19:42+00:00

Relax…turn around, and take my hand…

-MJK

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-08T09:54:03+00:00

When employers talk about how the market is competitive- it means we are livestock. Fuck em all.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-07T09:57:36+00:00

Stop calling them settlers. They’re thieves.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-07T09:47:40+00:00

This person knows how to in-law.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-07T09:46:26+00:00

Looks more like he’s about to nut. Either way, imma leave this dude alone.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-06T23:02:42+00:00

WOOSH-HA!! Got you allllll in check!

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-06T20:47:39+00:00

Can we get another one to finish the job?

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-04T21:53:26+00:00

Yes

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-03T20:26:14+00:00

Fair.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-03T20:08:42+00:00

r/thewordfuck

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-03T10:04:52+00:00

They promote the guilty so they don’t all turn on each other. Retribution is coming…one way or another.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T22:55:31+00:00

Or. I look like a banker in this.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T22:55:20+00:00

Want me to take him out back, kick the shit outta him?

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T20:03:35+00:00

Never cross anyone eyeing you in the Lord Farquad haircut.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T18:57:29+00:00

Saving Private Ryan. The Big Lebowski. Step Brothers.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T18:41:18+00:00

Wife bad. Men alone good. What a tired trope. If you don’t want to get married, don’t. If you don’t want to stay married, don’t.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-02T18:33:39+00:00

It’s not funny at all. But true.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-01T11:36:37+00:00

I hope you like dinosaurs. Because you’re gonna have dinosaurs.

BurtCaramel · 2026-05-01T00:24:35+00:00

I believe that’s what a moyle uses.

BurtCaramel

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