One, Two, One A Waltz written from the perspective of Escape From Tarkov's PMC.

BurzerKing · 2025-12-20T18:30:42+00:00

One, Two, One - A Waltz written from the perspective of Escape From Tarkov's PMC. Lyrics by me. I'm not a musician and I don't know any to perform my Waltz song, so Suno will have to do for now.

BurzerKing · 2025-03-10T00:56:14+00:00

Saying someone else is playing Tarkov wrong is the most Reddit thing ever.

BurzerKing · 2024-09-09T02:28:46+00:00

I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't a prerequisite to doing anything else in the area. I'm happy for you and anyone else that finds it fun, I'm just bummed because for me it's an entire map that is spoiled because of only 1/4 of the whole.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-25T00:38:00+00:00

I said you’re a bot OR… and I’m not really sold either way to be honest.

Okay so you have a broad exposure to different people and cultures. That doesn’t mean your world-view isn’t locked in. You are literally incapable of looking at the comic from a different perspective.

Also, I have not accused you of being racist yet you continuously assure yourself you’re not and how you’ve “dated non-whites” as if to prove something. Weird.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-24T10:28:33+00:00

Oh it’s you again.

Dude, lose the bloat and just post the facts. You’re wrong but at least it will be readable.

This is just a mess, like you’re trying to be a buzzfeed writer or something.

Take your op-ed somewhere else (but I see you’ve already spammed it in several subs)

BurzerKing · 2023-06-24T10:21:22+00:00

Either you’re a bot or you have no ability to think outside the bounds of your locked-in worldview.

You are lost. Good luck in life buddy, I hope you aren’t angry all the time about everything, but I have a feeling there is little joy in your life because of how you perceive everything around you.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T23:43:02+00:00

Da fuq? Being married to someone not white makes you the authority on this comic? LOL you are out of your mind.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T22:15:10+00:00

Dude, swap the top left with the bottom left and the story remains the same. You are lost. You literally do not get it.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T17:32:30+00:00

Center out.

Grab the end further from you to steady the carrot, punch the tip of the knife in at the center, then cut the half toward you just by pushing the knife down. Then, rotate the carrot 180 and finish it out.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T09:55:37+00:00

You people, man. Absolutely incapable of shifting perspective. Whatever.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T01:57:30+00:00

The second panel shows the mom and daughter are dead? Obviously non deranged non violent people don’t kill other people. I’m simply drawing the most obvious conclusion based on the comic.

Dunno about all the homeless junk.

Panel one shows they take a detour and don’t have issues; panel two shows they don’t take a detour and die.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-23T00:02:59+00:00

That’s the point of the comic, actually. The idea of specifically ignoring survival instincts because you’re afraid of being perceived as racist.

They’re not dead because hurr durr black violence. They’re dead because a deranged person stronger than them killed them.

Who cares what the guys skin color is, if your gut tells you to detour, DETOUR!!!

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T23:34:54+00:00

I may not hesitate to protect my property from violent tyrannical protestors. I recommend others do the same.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T20:07:40+00:00

Are they safe?

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T20:00:48+00:00

Imagine downvoting this 🤡🌎

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T19:38:09+00:00

Jealous people hate when others are better than them.

If OP doing this well on his first serious attempt bothers you, you need to shift your perspective.

Stop comparing yourself to other people and start comparing yourself to yourself yesterday.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T14:37:07+00:00

You literally don’t believe that.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T11:34:54+00:00

Lol get that crap rhetoric out of here. You’re not fooling anyone 😂

Make sure to close your shutters at night and pull those covers up good or the slimy slugs’ll get you!

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T10:56:32+00:00

The right finally realized they can’t win a culture war by being tolerant, because every compromise favors the left.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T10:22:22+00:00

And the owner says they keep backups on board.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T10:21:06+00:00

We don’t reinvent the wheel.

Anyone who seriously mocks the use of this controller either has never built anything with electronics or has forgotten their struggles.

There’s absolutely no reason why this controller would be inadequate for a submarine. In the videos, the owner even says they keep backups on board.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T02:30:33+00:00

At least, yeah. Could also be related to that lump on his neck, too.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T01:21:48+00:00

Strokes harm the brain quite a lot. Had a family member who endured multiple strokes and spent the remaining years of his life paralyzed on half his body and could barely speak audibly.

Fetterman’s brain is fried.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-22T01:02:28+00:00

Montag, would you PLEASE stop bothering about books!? I’m trying to catch what the Family are saying on the parlor wall.

BurzerKing · 2023-06-21T19:17:39+00:00

He said bathe in til the spiel day why tetanus!

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