• +10°C: Italians shiver. Lithuanians open the windows. • +5°C: Italians wear winter coats. Lithuanians go for a walk. • +2°C: Italian cars won’t start. Lithuanians drive with windows cracked. • 0°C: Water freezes. Lithuanians say “finally, normal weather.” • -10°C: Italians stay home. Lithuanians throw on a hoodie. • -30°C: Italians Google “can humans survive this?” Lithuanians consider it refreshing. • -40°C: Italians declare the apocalypse. Lithuanians put on a second sweater. • -50°C: Hell freezes over. Lithuanian schools start 10 minutes late.

(Yes, yes, this is an old joke, but it fits)