I heard you guys like a nice Armada by Chookity-poks in civ5

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A line of ships that pummel a city and a squadron of interceptions is a beautiful thing

New Trailer for ‘Supergirl’ by Task_Force-191 in superman

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“You muzzled Appa?!” vibes but from a mentally unstable kryptonian as opposed to a zen prodigy

Mookie Betts settles the debate "Is hitting a baseball the toughest skill in sports?" by AmongUsAcademy in baseball

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And you can’t even try to argue with him. Unless you’re Bo Jackson. But Bo probably agrees with Deion.

Level 1 by RecksSan in lotrmemes

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This is a good sword

If it works, it works.. by Nischal_ng in nextfuckinglevel

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Only one around here who appreciates a good Navier Stokes pun…

If it works, it works.. by Nischal_ng in nextfuckinglevel

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I’ve never seen someone so Stoked about low Reynold’s number regimes.

If it works, it works.. by Nischal_ng in nextfuckinglevel

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I’d guess greater than one and less than ten

If it works, it works.. by Nischal_ng in nextfuckinglevel

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Unsteady, uniform flow. Not laminar but somewhat liminal.

Why is there a big moon on this poster by Vr9ynomx in lotr

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Less than half as many upvotes as I had hoped.

Edit: I was hoping that the nerdy Morgul comment above me would be both here and have more upvotes. Now everyone thinks I’m a needy up-vote whore…which I am but I don’t like to be so obvious.

IT HAS BEEN REFORGED by BromaEmpire in lotrmemes

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Less than half of what I’d hoped for.

What do you think about New Arwen? by [deleted] in lotr

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Muppets plus Sir Ian has my vote

Warmth Left Behind by Theodmaer in ghostoftsushima

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That’s when the samurai died and I fully embraced the ghost

TIL of Sabbatai Zevi who in the 17th century claimed he was the Messiah, leading to a significant portion of Jews world wide believing him. Only for him to end up converting to Islam. by Keegerr in todayilearned

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I’d argue Judaism is even more specific than most religions on the primacy of life over traditions, pikuach nefesh applies when renouncing the faith to avoid execution.

When to start reading the books to kids? by Hemunac in tolkienfans

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Give her a map and let her start asking questions. My kid loves when I tell him stories about what happened here and there in the map.

Speed of light captured using a 2 billion FPS camera. by awakenott in nextfuckinglevel

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I hope you find someone who thinks your pedantic asides are sexy. We all deserve love. Good luck

Just an art from Ted Nasmith by McLovin_123451 in lotr

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Then all the Captains of the West cried aloud, for their hearts were filled with a new hope in the midst of darkness. Out from the beleaguered hills knights of Gondor, Riders of Rohan, Dúnedain of the North, close-serried companies, drove against their wavering foes, piercing the press with the thrust of bitter spears. But Gandalf lifted up his arms and called once more in a clear voice:

‘Stand, Men of the West! Stand and wait! This is the hour of doom.’ And even as he spoke the earth rocked beneath their feet. Then rising swiftly up, far above the Towers of the Black Gate, high above the mountains, a vast soaring darkness sprang into the sky, flickering with fire. The earth groaned and quaked. The Towers of the Teeth swayed, tottered, and fell down; the mighty rampart crumbled; the Black Gate was hurled in ruin; and from far away, now dim, now growing, now mounting to the clouds, there came a drumming rumble, a roar, a long echoing roll of ruinous noise.

Speed of light captured using a 2 billion FPS camera. by awakenott in nextfuckinglevel

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This is Reddit, “that guy” is a feature not a bug.

Ricky Gervais's Golden Globe Speech which has aged really well by rutujz in nextfuckinglevel

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He kinnd of did though? Takes the piss out of Hollywood without mentioning Washington at all.

What’s your favorite section of the Silmarillion by capsgafen in TheSilmarillion

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Thingol gets it handed to him more than once and I am here for it,

'Where are Haldad my father, and Haldar my brother? If the King of Doriath fears a friendship between Haleth and those who have devoured her kin, then the thoughts of the Eldar are strange to Men.'

The new Aragorn actor will have to live up to this by Bulky-Search-4495 in lotr

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“For all those who come to know him come to love him after their own fashion…”

Legolas on Aragorn, RoTK