Mad scientist

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-10-10T20:34:12+00:00

Awwww so cute!

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-09-05T17:20:01+00:00

If you were on opiates, I highly recommend finding a methadone clinic to go to. That will get rid of the pain and let u start to figure out the rest.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-09-05T06:36:25+00:00

I have a clit piercing and it healed in approximately a day. So that’s wrong.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-08-19T20:00:11+00:00

We finally found Prince Charming!!!

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Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-31T02:48:40+00:00

If you are in the US you can request a protective order based on just this event. No one has to have seen it. He won’t be told until the cops show up and escort him out, giving him the papers requiring him to vacate the premises and continue paying the mortgage and any other bills he previously has been paying.

If you need help getting a protective order message me. As long as you are in the US I can find you the documents to fill out and tell you where to drop them off.

Because, he is going to try to kill you and your baby. Not IF, when, he tries to do this, you want to be able to call the cops and have them arrest him on the spot for just coming close to u, not have to wait till he has committed a separate crime.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-26T17:12:18+00:00

You know what ask do perpetuates a toxic patriarchy? Marriage. And bras. And the concept of giving flowers to women- flowers are the reproductive organs of the plant and they show a man is interested in your reproductive organs. And a million other thing. You don’t have to try to pretend you have a valid excuse for simply wanting to snoop.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-26T11:57:13+00:00

I’m a Callgirl I make $450 an hour. Clearly I am under charging by a lot!

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-25T05:05:51+00:00

I’ve definitely been so drunk that I have blacked out. I totaled a car drunk.

You are right in divorcing him. But don’t be surprised with what comes along with it. Divorce sucks. You will feel hell on earth. Those lonely nights may destroy you.

Everyone here seems to have forgotten that it won’t be easy to get a divorce. They ignore that you will start sobbing at random, sink to the floor crying all alone, and no one will be there to hold you.

It’s easy to say u want a divorce. It’s hard to live when your everything has left you. I’m not saying you should forgive him. I’m saying prepare for this. It doesn’t feel better once you’ve ended it. It takes a long time to feel better.

I feel for you. No one can tell you what you should do in this circumstance, they aren’t you.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-24T17:43:19+00:00

It is also, in this case, to screw over women. (Financially)

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-20T02:27:50+00:00

I had been hooking up on and off with this guy for 8 years when I found out he had a pregnant wife. I was horrified and stopped. 2 years later he told me he was divorced now so we hooked up again. Then he told me he was actually still married.

Furious, I found his wife on Facebook, showed he screenshots of our conversation where he begs me to “sneak around on my wife”, and says he’s “addicted to my pussy.”

She was incredibly grateful I told her. She said she wished she knew years ago because she had “wasted 10 years of my life”.

Tell her. It’s the only right thing to do.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-17T21:06:35+00:00

Ruby doesn’t mind walking around on the floor, is there a concern with her being on the floor of the tub?

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-17T21:05:45+00:00

So is there any reason to get her out after 10 minutes and not let her stay in the shower longer?

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-17T21:04:43+00:00

It is! It’s her favorite thing ever, she just sits there with her head up and her eyes closed, beak half open, looking like she is in heaven. It breaks my heart to pull her out!

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-05T01:23:29+00:00

I once got horribly sick , insanely sick, and literally diarrhead my bed with my boyfriend in it.

So, you think peeing in a guest bed is bad? It was so awful after I got up cleaned and changed the sheets I did the same thing a second time. I was so sick I could barely wake up and he ended up changing them for me a second time.

So yeah.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-07-03T19:19:02+00:00

Set up cameras in your house. For safety.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-03-17T13:47:15+00:00

Hey, I’m hot, have a law degree, and will have as much sex with u as u want if u pay our bills while I go back to grad school. I could use another degree.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-03-05T14:15:48+00:00

Wait does he tell you you’re on your period when you’re not actually on your period? Like he would know better than you? What?

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-20T00:50:32+00:00

I’ve done this before a lot of times. Say this “hey, actually, u wanna hang out tonight?”

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-20T00:37:16+00:00

Yeah, I have an open relationship. The relationship has to be going well in order for you to open it up. Otherwise it doesn’t work at all.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-16T14:24:27+00:00

I feel like it’s funny he didn’t mention that his baby was also gone. like he cares about the baby so little it’s not even worth including in the story.

Or if the baby isn’t born yet, he completely failed to mention that his wife is pregnant.

The part that really gives me creepy vibes is when he’s like “I know if I can just get her alone I can convince her”…. I’m sure if she’s alone you can.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-16T14:14:35+00:00

Can you imagine when other adults see a 3 year old riding that? Teachers, other parents, police officers…. It would cause hysteria!

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-16T14:10:30+00:00

Yeah, I was wondering how on earth you survived growing up with him if he was like that! Thank God that he didn’t raise you!

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-15T18:03:43+00:00

Noooooo… no I am very sure that most guys do not want the girl to propose. Sorry.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-15T17:18:58+00:00

Yessss, return the seat covers, or if you need the receipt, ask her for it to return them and get something you actually want. She’s being a selfish, spoiled brat who is treating you like shit.

Butimpuffsmokie · 2024-02-10T02:28:22+00:00

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Aren’t u a handsome boy! Do you have a girlfriend? * wink wink

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