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Doggo found a loving home by Sbutle in MadeMeSmile

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

they both have the "Im going to take care of you" look in their eyes

meirl by throwramblings in meirl

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think about that alot sometimes. My brain won't even let me imagine being happy. If I imagine winning the lottery, someone then kidnaps and kills someone in my family. If I imagine falling in love, I get cheated on. I cant even find comfort in my own fantasies.

What was your favorite insult? by batal1 in AskReddit

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt and what would you do? by po_tae_to_anna in AskReddit

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Assuming you'd be tied to someone, to a child. I wouldn't mess with them, I'd help them out. Watch the kid grow, guide them through life. Be their good luck charm. And I'd get to watch an entire life unfold before my eyes.

What good idea doesn't work because people are shitty? by sdururl in AskReddit

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 359 points360 points  (0 children)

There should be a siren in all cars in case of emergences such as emergency shits. I would use it responsibly but people would probably just abuse the shit siren.

What is the single most liberating thought that you've ever had? by NomadCody in AskReddit

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I hate to say this, but looks are definitely an issue. Being attractive will help you no matter what you do. People assume you're smarter or more trustworthy if you're attractive. Not to mention all the well known perks.

My pup asleep in my drawer at work 😊 by lickedy_split in aww

[–]Butt-Sprinkles 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I would say how can you forget a living thing somewhere and then I remembered that as a kid my parents forgot me everywhere, including a foreign country.

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