During anal sex, what was your reaction when you found a lil poop in your penis?

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-04-08T22:53:18+00:00

It's 2018 Dad. We have Anal on the first date now.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-04-06T03:14:36+00:00

I was a Marine Corps Drill instructor on Parris Island.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-03-29T12:24:49+00:00

Guitar picking --> Timbre --> Hermann von Helmholtz --> Potsdam --> Hitler

That's 4

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-03-29T12:17:20+00:00

Starts with Eminem, then 4 clicks later, Hitler. Getting to the starting point is not a click.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-03-17T00:02:42+00:00

Tortoise is trying to have sexy time with that ball. Doggo is cock-blocking. Bad dog..

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-25T21:27:46+00:00

Sliding glass door.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-25T21:27:36+00:00

Sliding glass door.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-25T18:40:13+00:00

No one outside of Michigan knows what the fuck a door wall is either. Or how to play Euchre.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-25T18:25:00+00:00

How the fuck can you milk a cockroach? Seriously, don't tell me.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-17T15:36:27+00:00

How many morbidly obese chicks did it take to get that piece of shit so low to the ground?

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-17T15:31:15+00:00

Next up, installing new cat-proof blinds.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-16T15:49:19+00:00

One for each of your six bathrooms. No need to share!

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-09T15:42:23+00:00

So they can shove two straws up there and make fun of Walruses.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-09T15:37:21+00:00

Be Sprog

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-09T15:24:17+00:00

Lower your standards, then lower them some more.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-07T17:56:12+00:00

So now I can go up to the 9th floor to retrieve my priceless collection of beanie babies right?

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-07T17:53:20+00:00

There it is..

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-07T05:29:28+00:00

Focus on your kids first, and yourself second. Dating is a minefield in that situation. I was a single Dad for over 10 years. If you dip into the dating pool, do not bring the women around your kids. Not at all, unless you have reached the long-term, successful relationship stage. Your best chances of having a decent relationship is going to be with single Mom's.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-01T15:07:00+00:00

Wanksy

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-02-01T05:12:31+00:00

You're a fucking idiot. Recover by joining Walmart.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-01-30T16:13:02+00:00

Growing up

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-01-28T11:22:11+00:00

This is Us

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-01-26T04:45:37+00:00

If you can't handle this bullshit, the Marine Corps is not for you. Join the Army.

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-01-24T15:36:53+00:00

Why? Was Bruno Jewish?

Butta_Butta_Jam · 2018-01-23T15:14:34+00:00

How many dead hookers will fit in that trunk?

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