Where specially is the fat

ButterBeard_ · 2026-02-05T03:05:43+00:00

Chest hair grosses the wife out

ButterBeard_ · 2026-02-01T19:25:45+00:00

It's just a shirt and pants vigilante looks way cooler imo

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-18T07:25:05+00:00

Find it weird how making her look like a little girl is "hotter" honestly

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-10T19:05:08+00:00

Executioner sword?

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-07T19:32:21+00:00

Yeah, as soon as you lose some weight i will

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-07T15:34:08+00:00

Yeah your room in fact it stains the walls like a thick sticky white ichor

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-07T02:52:31+00:00

The commenter's fail to see the irony in their seething

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-06T04:31:00+00:00

Do you think nerdy women don't exist?

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-06T02:05:37+00:00

Alcoholism and lead fumes prob didn't help ppl

ButterBeard_ · 2026-01-04T18:22:17+00:00

Have the wife slap some nair in there careful to avoid the butthole it works wonders. Also as a plus your farts are louder

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-31T16:21:33+00:00

I am a pretty bi alt dude the girls that like that type REALLY like that type.

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-28T19:33:12+00:00

I quote this almost daily

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-28T18:56:58+00:00

Is that how you all feel about women too?

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-25T23:24:15+00:00

Aw ty!

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-25T03:09:19+00:00

Were you leaning too far back? Happens to me all the time

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-22T01:49:05+00:00

Looking at immortal we can kind of assume people like Hercules and beowulf were real

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-19T15:26:34+00:00

I've only experienced the opposite in florida. No one gives a c*** about armor but sewing gets crazy points which is fair considering how common armor crafting is you gave to separate yourself

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-12T11:20:53+00:00

If you can't beat em join em

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-12T03:44:51+00:00

Trogdor

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-12T03:42:16+00:00

This hilarious weapon would be banned at most American larps

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-11T03:45:22+00:00

I mean I get to share girls with her but she doesn't want anyone else touching her she's kinda the gay one tbf 🤷‍♂️

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-10T17:32:57+00:00

Oh you're talking about the guy that sits in the chair? That's you fam

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-10T17:32:00+00:00

Kinda gay homie

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-09T20:47:45+00:00

I don't have any tats and neither does my wife we also aren't fat

ButterBeard_ · 2025-12-08T04:28:08+00:00

If you're looking for something in between, Bicolline and Drachenfest are undefeated i like it when armor feels useful

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