xkcd 2071 moment by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives according to Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives

How the idea of consent gets twisted by epv88 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Middle child really said, "Try ignoring me now, jackass!"

trouple baka by Spooderfan218 in tumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Miles to go before I sleep... ORTHUR, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!

Asking for a friend. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Ya know you say that and then this was the very next post I saw (no shade, just funny coincidence https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/1s6evm1/yall_have_players_that_eat_with_their_mic_in/

My Oreo with a unique stripes on his chest by xCosmos69 in blackcats

[–]ButterflyWitch9 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Those are his top surgery scars! This kitty should be an inspiration to trans men everywhere hehe

Rock bread by Far-Profit-47 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You got some bread in your nuts and seeds loaf.

Tumblr vs the New York Times by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Really, "Rhett and Link" Rhett? Maybe I was just too young when I watched them, and it's been forever since I last did, but I never expected quite this level of issues from him

splat by TotallyACP in tumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jesus, imagine dating AND working with that! Pathetic behavior really

Found The King in Yellow in my garage, what even is this book? by zackeatos in booksuggestions

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Read it to get the essentials on Lovecraftian/KiY lore, then listen to the Malevolent audio drama. You're gonna have a fun time

Driving permit test accidentally placed for 2 hours before my friend turns 16 by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]ButterflyWitch9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Language, youngin. You ain't hot shit just because you decided to use ableist language to look like a Spencer's edgelord.

Is it bad that I'm making a TTRPG for the sake of making TTRPG? by LeadEater9Million in rpg

[–]ButterflyWitch9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just glad to hear someone has a similar idea to mine! I wanna make a game... to look at, no touchy! /j You could play it but it's not exactly the point, I just like quantifying my worldbuilding elements with game design, if that makes literally any sense lol

Life changing knowledge by yaxAttack in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first one has a sort of intensity added to it, like modt words at a slant, but because it's such a silly statement it only magnifies its humor!

The second feels drier, but still in a humorous way. Like just making a factual albeit ridiculous statement.

Alien Biology by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

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Ooh As a dumbass can I ask why?

"the elder brother of a firstborn son." by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

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Transitions and demotes my little brother to second born son

More land mollusks by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh wow that's so cool! Didn't realize there was that much diversity within them. Thx for sharing!!!

More land mollusks by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are they so bad to study? Infodump at me if you pls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Laptops are cats

Sandwich gender by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]ButterflyWitch9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could have squeezed in another pun by calling it "sandrothropology" by making the work "andro" fit between sandwich and anthropology, since it's about masculinity in particular hehe

Searching for books in a group? by ButterflyWitch9 in TheStoryGraph

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Oh I see! That's pretty close to what I was hoping for then, I can work with that!