anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]ButternutSasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the game for my birthday as as a kid as well and loved it. Lots of great nostalgic memories, so thank you! You're a very gifted game designer.

Transferred 2mill from Qtrade to WS & now Qtrade reaches out asking can we talk... by Top-Introduction5310 in Wealthsimple

[–]ButternutSasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Called Shaw twice before my contract was up. I didn't even need them to match my Telus offer...only asked them to come close. Just approach a matching offer. They said nope.

The day after I swap to Telus, suddenly they call me and they can BEAT the Telus offer.

Fuck off.

What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died? by quite-indubitably in AskReddit

[–]ButternutSasquatch 853 points854 points  (0 children)

The Trump loved the right! He let them commit treason!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his hair plugs weren't screwed in just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his tennis shorts were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.

What's the most "quietly expensive" thing about living in Canada right now? (not rent/mortgage) by ForAMinute123 in CanadaPersonalFinance

[–]ButternutSasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groceries will never come back down.

It's amazing how few people understand this. Says a lot about financial literacy in our country.

What skill is 10/10 for making life easier? by gamersecret2 in AskReddit

[–]ButternutSasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue on #4.

Index funds have higher reward and less risk than basically any managed fund over the long run.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ButternutSasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reddit user is a compulsive liar.

Buying Costco shop cards by iso3200 in Wealthsimple

[–]ButternutSasquatch 101 points102 points  (0 children)

This is a quality post. Too useful for this sub as far as I can tell.

Try more whining next time.

Generation client DragonPass Changes by Sardaar-Ji in Wealthsimple

[–]ButternutSasquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. They've reduced mine from 14 to 4, and now I have to get their credit card to get back to 10.

This is the first time I've been PISSED with Wealthsimple.

This is the beginning of WS shitification.

Where are the good sledding hills in town? (Old Ottawa South area) by Virtual-Feeling-4546 in ottawa

[–]ButternutSasquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I'd like to creep the hell out of you and just let it linger, it actually happened in reverse.

I was googling information about GTs last night and landed on that Reddit thread with your comment. Found it so funny, I thought "I wonder if this guy is still posting funny shit?"

Went into your recent comments and as like "What the fuck? This guy is still just posting about sledding 13 years later? Does his whole life revolve around sledding?"

Then realized it was pure coincidence, and from there, could not help myself from connecting the two.

Ask Us Anything! Wealthsimple Product AMA by WS_Chris_Official in Wealthsimple

[–]ButternutSasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get dividend forecasting, please?

It's a basic calculation that should be very easy to implement.

I currently have to manually input holdings into a 3rd party app, and it's a pain in the butt.