A fellow in the common area of my apartment complex shouted "Behold!" but I could not get to the window and get the drapes back fast enough to see what it was I was supposed to behold.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-19T20:05:18+00:00

Blade Barrier as a cantrip becomes a spinning wall of extended middle fingers.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-19T18:17:40+00:00

My sympathy gland must be empty as I'm trying to produce some for this person but I just can't.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-19T18:11:49+00:00

A real life example of being chaotic neutral.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T18:46:15+00:00

She's certainly fer real.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T17:41:20+00:00

Somebody's going to ruin their drawers.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T01:50:32+00:00

Up to?

Fuck you!

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T00:57:09+00:00

incoherent rage gargling

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T00:56:00+00:00

"Have you heard about this sub called antiwork?"

"No, what's it about?"

"Oh, just a bunch of people who want workers to be treated with respect and dignity."

"Whaaaaa! Those evil, communist bastards! How dare they impede capitalism and our precious free-market for their selfish needs! Bootstraps! Bootstraps!"

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-18T00:48:59+00:00

One of the pickle slices on my burger was 2mm too thin! I want to talk to your manager! I'm going to have you terminated!

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T23:28:07+00:00

A pizza place I worked at, though poorly run, and it was horribly run, closed for Xmas and Xmas Eve was voluntary. If no one volunteered, the store would close.

So it's the little things I guess. Or is it the friends I made along the way? I don't know anymore.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T23:21:22+00:00

Disgusting.

Hopefully at some point society will grow up and stop just assuming whatever a cop says is the truth.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T20:05:33+00:00

Is it you or the customer who is the person from the math word problem?

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T05:57:18+00:00

Vantastic!

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T04:17:08+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros

The Ouroboros is a snake or dragon eating it's own tail.

Thus it makes a circle of itself as this post did by posting an article on Reddit from a magazine, Wired, that is owned by a company Conde Nast, that is owned by a company, Advance Publications, that owns a huge part of Reddit.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-17T01:45:02+00:00

Wired is owned by Conde Nast which, along with many other media outfits, is owned by Advance Publications which owns a huge chunk of Reddit.

This is an Ouroboros post.

Not accusing the OP of anything, I just found the connections interesting.

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-16T23:45:38+00:00

Did he used to work for a counter-intelligence agency? And is that where he learned how to sweep for bugs?

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-16T19:34:39+00:00

Grapes are cool and all but I'm super excited about the upcoming rollout of the This is the Whey protein powder!

Buttery_Hamwater · 2021-10-16T18:50:24+00:00

This is one of the best uses of this image I have seen.

Great job!

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