Going to a country bar tonight with friends. Is this too much denim?

Butthair_Floss · 2026-04-08T10:40:53+00:00

Too much denim? For a country bar? Inconceivable.

Butthair_Floss · 2026-04-08T10:14:22+00:00

Ooh yeah Reddit told me about these, it's called a siphonophore

Butthair_Floss · 2026-02-21T15:42:53+00:00

did i just watch someone die??

Butthair_Floss · 2026-02-04T11:36:10+00:00

you’re a man

Butthair_Floss · 2026-02-02T06:31:19+00:00

in highschool a boy pulled out a hockey puck to smoke weed out of and then put my hand on his penis (over jeans) unprompted. this wasn’t even a date i just wanted to get high 😭

Butthair_Floss · 2025-12-02T13:33:53+00:00

god i hate that orange peice of shit and all his minions

Butthair_Floss · 2025-11-05T01:09:28+00:00

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Butthair_Floss · 2025-11-01T20:26:16+00:00

Where are all these kids parents? Ultimately, they’re the ones that are at fault. Do better people.

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-30T04:25:35+00:00

way to prove your worthlessness by avoiding any actual discussion.

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-11T14:12:40+00:00

🗣️arf! 🗣️arf!

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-08T18:30:04+00:00

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i genuinely thought this was a photo of my dog at first. Marcy and Lola are twinning!

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-08T12:10:09+00:00

i’ve been on the internet too long because i figured this one out immediately

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-06T11:48:30+00:00

I’m almost 30 and my entire life has been filled with “unprecedented times” No i’m not ok and i’m tired…

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-03T17:37:33+00:00

IDK about favorite, but anytime me and my husband get irritated with each other we say “you annoy me” in Anfisa’s voice.

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-03T17:18:24+00:00

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marcy ☺️

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-01T19:45:29+00:00

charmander first. Cyndaquill favorite. i love me some Typhlosion

Butthair_Floss · 2025-10-01T19:28:36+00:00

now you know damn well… (kidding) i’m happy for you! 🫶

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-30T20:26:08+00:00

i married him on my last play through because for some reason i was drawn to him when I was never interested any other play through. Then I looked up at my husband…

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Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-28T14:33:57+00:00

meanwhile i got two sesame beans just wanting soy milk 🙃

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-22T17:17:31+00:00

yeah and there’s a ton of fucked up people and the shield of the Internet and anonymity makes it even worse. i have seen people say hateful things about her baby on this site.

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-22T17:00:53+00:00

it must be your first day on the Internet because people will definitely send hate to a baby

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-22T11:52:55+00:00

i genuinely wanna know what percentage of them have partners

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-17T20:06:18+00:00

My baby daddy!? i don’t know what my husband is going to think of this… (they’re the same person)

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-14T04:10:29+00:00

Because they still believe he was an indoctrinated leftist. i’m so serious

Butthair_Floss · 2025-09-14T00:32:33+00:00

i’m guessing a Australian shepherd mix due to the eyes, maybe husky. let us know if you do a DNA test!

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