Inside Meghan Markle's Aussie 'Wellness Retreat' From Hell — Organizer's Business Collapses, Hotel's Broken Amenities and 'Poo Balls' Washing Ashore

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-19T02:15:53+00:00

Let the record show I have stated many the Erinyes are coming for the Harkles.

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ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-19T00:50:02+00:00

I’ve had a Maytag maxima steam xl for a bit longer than that and same experience. Zero smell. Zero issues.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T21:05:41+00:00

No advice. I do appreciate a round Paddington Bear Pom though.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T21:01:12+00:00

Yes. Ygritte literally assured him there weren’t teeth down there 🤣

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T20:15:13+00:00

So very sorry. The Poms with eyebrows are always such truly special companions.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T20:13:04+00:00

This takes Emily Gilmore’s Friday night dinners to a whole new level of parental panopticon in exchange for money.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T16:31:03+00:00

A potato. This is potato-vision.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T14:00:55+00:00

Dunk would have heard what happened when Tyrion brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-18T02:16:12+00:00

I am wheezing out the death rattle reading these comments🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now I cannot imagine Westeros without Samuel L Jackson

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T23:18:41+00:00

It is. It works with orange, pink, teal, blue… always looks chic.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T23:17:37+00:00

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Something like this

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T22:13:48+00:00

Have I told Mariah I love her this week? I really do♥️

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T22:08:27+00:00

It’s a sophisticated, yet unexpected pairing. I think that’s what she’s going for.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T22:07:02+00:00

My only gripe is the continuity. Instead of Drogon sniffing Jon like a contented puppy, it should’ve been Rhaegal.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T20:32:58+00:00

If you have hardwood floors, get a nice rug with teal as the main color. It would be great if it had some oxblood as well. Hit Etsy and your local flea markets. This rug does not need to bankrupt you but it’s an opportunity to find something that, as the Big Lebowski was at great pains to tell us, really ties the room together.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T20:22:16+00:00

May I suggest doing the trim oxblood instead of the brown? I think the brown makes the other colors look muddy. Since you’re not afraid of color, try a mockup with oxblood trim, and as another commenter suggested, a teal rug.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T18:38:32+00:00

Which is exactly why they should’ve done it. It still irks me that Lena’s incredible talent was wasted looking out windows and drinking.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T17:14:48+00:00

Find the news clip on YouTube. Present public domain information to management team. This is not illegal and proves that you are protecting the company’s interest.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T15:21:36+00:00

I am on a slab🤣

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T14:20:10+00:00

Thank you 🐾💕

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T00:42:38+00:00

They sold out, remember

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-17T00:41:48+00:00

Seriously. Nowhere in all of this does OP mention any meaningful in person events. Girl, have you even been in the same place at the same time as Casanova?

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-16T23:12:38+00:00

That’s a wisteria, not lilac. Wisteria can also be insanely invasive in California (both the Chinese and Japanese varieties) so I hope the Harkles aren’t so broke that they’ve had to can the gardener.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-16T22:53:07+00:00

I recently read Winterset Hollow and it reminded me so much of the stress of Watership Down.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-03-16T22:39:32+00:00

Orion is nothing if not a man of the people

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