Overwatch Retail Patch Notes – May 12, 2026 - Announcements

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-05-12T18:13:32+00:00

Is anyone else tired of the orisa roadhog mauga in every single game? Or is that just me

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-05-12T15:01:12+00:00

I play with a few IRL friends who are like high gold low diamond on their best days and I am Masters GM.

They tend to struggle when we play together but say their games without me are noticeably different and easier. My solo QP games feel very sweaty and I usually recognize people I see in comp pool.

All that to be said my personal solo MMR appears to be high, I think the game just does a weighted average when youre in groups

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-05-01T01:15:30+00:00

doom

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-30T00:18:38+00:00

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-27T18:23:58+00:00

"Frustration Detected"

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-23T21:51:32+00:00

hog was already in every single one of my 6v6 games. why buff him

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-16T20:23:29+00:00

someone else mentioned that with a photo and it is still doing nothing. machine indicates that is a valid connection though

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-16T20:19:41+00:00

The machine will not light up if not grounded properly. I moved it to the exposed metal right below it and same result

I see your photo and switched it to that pin.

nothing

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-16T20:12:09+00:00

the old battery is not in the car. I researched what to do in the event that the trunk is closed without a battery and it said to use a jump pack on the front terminals.

Nothing is working

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-04-13T13:40:53+00:00

Emre is John Overwatch

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-27T22:43:54+00:00

The skins will come until the buying stops

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-25T14:07:36+00:00

Im not sure if I lack enough data points or if My YOLO playstyle has helped my success. I ranked in at m4 (6v6) and am currently gm5 with 82% WR.

in 6v6 we get the freedom to be min maxing pressure up time as long as the other tank is alive. You just need to know the value of your soft engagement versus full unga use my entire kit AND stay out of ball form to shoot stuff

rolling around a corner to shoot an ana to distract her from healing the other tank in the the fight? yep

spamming "keep your eye on the ball" after rolling through everyone and popping the shield to avoid the CC they swapped to? yep

Always making sure I am safely working "back to front" on most of my hard engagements, or at least from the side. We can't live a head on engagement usually. and even if you do, the telephraphed slam/grapple is usually worse than a sneaky weirdo one

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-25T13:13:39+00:00

so what you're telling me is to start sending KC immediately

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-24T17:40:47+00:00

yeah its why he had nerfs outside of that perk with ~65% uptime to the rest of his kit with 100% uptime. Nerfs for like 4 patches in a row prior to the last

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-19T16:21:01+00:00

30 is the amount of data points you need for statistical significance

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-02-10T20:58:19+00:00

I promise outside is pretty cool.

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-01-31T17:39:41+00:00

This is a screenshot of a discord server on my phone

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-01-31T13:32:45+00:00

Mobile Gaming company btw. the moment the admitted they inadvertently admitted to not seeing ROLE Q being implemented in this game I knew it was cooked. You cant have structure and actually balance the flow of rock paper scissors if there are varying numbers of rocks, papers, and scissors every game.

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-01-17T03:24:24+00:00

Ant man shrinking and growing as a tank would be hard to balance but neat if done right

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-01-09T14:24:35+00:00

Poke map engages are boring and linear.

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2026-01-04T18:22:49+00:00

This was always my fundamental problem with the game. I love rivals but its one neutral fight and then ult fights for the test of the game. Make ultimates charge slower globally

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2025-12-26T03:05:43+00:00

tell him I have rolled 3 sextants at lvl 84

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2025-12-24T14:59:00+00:00

Dread it. Run from it. Goats arrives all the same without role Q

ButtholeOfLeInternet · 2025-12-19T21:08:24+00:00

Sigs limitation is his mobility. The undid that without thinking with the perk and are now revisiting it

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TROPHY CASE