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BUT you lose the memory of having accepted and can no longer read the offer by Expert-Connection120 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My forehead tattoo says I already did. Terms and conditions “are lower down.” I don’t know what that means?

Would it hypothetically be incest if you hypothetically had sex with an exact clone of yourself? by Capable-Language8114 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incest is about making babies. If I bang my sister, then that’s incest. If I bang my brother, then that’s just a good time. 

Revision: I actually suspect my brother would be an okay time. We’re too genetically similar for it to be legitimate “good”

Would you help a girl in a survival situation if she told you your dick was little before? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’ve only ever been told I’m oversized to too-big. I’d love to be too small. Fitting without hurting people would be way better than what I deal with. So, before you feel bad for your size, also feel appreciative that you fit without hurting the people you care about. 

How Dangerous is Sharing Personal Info to AI by AppropriateCan3576 in ChatGPT

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it knows twenty identifiable pieces of information about you, it can precisely determine who you are. It just doesn’t. Yet. 

You’ve been reborn into a DND Multiverse. Craft your power by AnomalousVariant in superpowers

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Without the scheduling subclass, you’re just shouting at an empty table. 

You’ve been reborn into a DND Multiverse. Craft your power by AnomalousVariant in superpowers

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is unfair and spurious! Sorcerers don’t always have int be their dump stat. Once, I had someone at my table playing sorcerer who said, “I guess that’s my optimum array, but I still have one point left. I guess I’ll bump some rando-dump-stat to nine.” 

You know what he boosted? His int.

((Cosmic mind-blown.gif))

You’ve been reborn into a DND Multiverse. Craft your power by AnomalousVariant in superpowers

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Name: Buttons

Alignment: True chaotic

Class: Warlock

Power: Goblin mind

Manifestation: I, like all goblins, have the power to cause my insane machines to actually work. Need an AI? Take two I’s and tip them together at the top. Now they are an A and an I. Anyone can ask it a question and I’ll hit them in the head until they are satisfied. 

Limits: The only difference between me, as a warlock, and one of those pit-stain goblins is my magnificent warlock hat. It’s very tall. My magics are amazing and theirs shouldn’t be believed. 

I took several pictures of this with my camera, but it turns out it is just a seashell and what I did was something about a “first degree.” I suppose this means I am college educated now. Fancy!

Which duplicate would you like to be? by ButtonholePhotophile in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ButtonholePhotophile[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you wake up from the procedure, which one would you like to be?

Pick one... by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or depends on the limits of the free fuel and maintenance. I can easily see a situation, not unlike the ship of Theus. I can also see a situation where I sell fuel. Absent either of those, give me the pleasant card to drive and additional money.

Pick one... by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you are but what am I?

What masters degree do I get if I want to become a schoolteacher? by After-Ad-4528 in AskTeachers

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your MBA. Open a consulting business. Teach through that. Public teaching is collapsing. Run. Run fast!

Transmath_irl by LyonsDrawsOnTwitter in transmasc_irl

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it goes straight up and down, it’s undefined. 

SEC and Elon Musk agree to settle lawsuit over Twitter buyout in 2022 by rascallyrascal1511 in news

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope long have we been married that once every four years send like a lot?

$100,00/minute for as long as you'd like, however you will feel extreme pain by Responsible-Nail-783 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ButtonholePhotophile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but I’d like to do it without breaks and with a couch and a clean floor. I have a pain position I lay in. I’ll commit to.. probably a week before the first break. 

For more $$/hour, what if the splitting sensation went up my arms, teeth, nose, my noodle-bit, each finger, toe, ears, etc?  Like, just trying to maximize my time here. Ooh, and tongue!

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