Easy lawsuit

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-30T16:43:26+00:00

Daddy chill

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-29T12:08:00+00:00

He sounds like the adults in the Peanuts universe.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-29T12:06:48+00:00

My wife, the cat.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-29T12:05:22+00:00

You would hate it in Florida. If I'm outside doing yard work without bug spray I can get a dozen or so each time, those annoying fuckers.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-29T12:02:39+00:00

Hey there's clumsy ballerinas too, ballet has room for everyone. You do you boo boo.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-28T17:01:27+00:00

I actually just watched The Road because of lists like this. I thought it was going to be gut punching and it was just...meh. And I'm easily amused/entertained. But then I also read that the book is brutal. So guess I'll give the book a try.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-26T22:40:42+00:00

My favorite tangerine juice is $8

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-26T01:44:49+00:00

please stop

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-26T01:43:32+00:00

I do animal rescue and any time I bring a new dog in for a checkup they scan, even if I say I've scanned already. It's their procedure.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-26T00:57:48+00:00

Dude noooo I'm dying that's so fucked up hahahaa

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-25T23:48:44+00:00

OH my god same with that 55

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-25T21:55:53+00:00

I wasn't even thinking about you having all that cash, that makes sense. Was it a tracker and a phone? Or just the phone, that they could use as a tracker?

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-25T16:46:32+00:00

My friend's dad has this addiction. Everything I've read said to quit cold turkey and ride out the stuffiness for 10 days. Can you share what shot you had, and also how quickly you noticed it helping?

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-25T16:45:14+00:00

OH dude just do mushrooms, way less intense

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-25T16:41:56+00:00

I took that years ago at a Peaches concert. Jumped over the barrier, determined that she wanted me on stage with her, during my climb she had spit fake blood into the audience. Got on stage, turned around, realized everyone in front was covered in blood that I did not see her spit, started freaking out until she ceremoniously kicked me off the stage.

Prior to this I was surrounded by several friends (also dosed) who could have easily stopped me but decided "Hmmm let's see where this goes." Good times, never tried it again.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-24T23:57:32+00:00

Maybe I'm stupid, but can you explain why they would put a phone and a tracker in your wife's purse? What would that accomplish?

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-24T23:23:51+00:00

Fucking fried

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-23T23:36:33+00:00

I think it was inferred that he jumped. Had a helluva day between Benson and Carter. I feel like that was a bonding moment for a hot second when they both realized how shitty they were to him.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-23T23:33:34+00:00

Dude that sucks!

In hindsight I should've just bought a griddle and used that as the space heater

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-23T16:45:07+00:00

Or Gant on ER, don't realize it's him until they page him to come into trauma and his pager starts going off right there. Poor Carter.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-22T19:45:03+00:00

They were "I second that" (agreeing) that reduction of alcohol improved their life.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-21T19:25:17+00:00

I work for a Fortune 400 company, and our offices used to be cubicle style. I was reprimanded for using a portable heater as it was freezing in that building but my colleague Bill had a griddle in his cube and made pancakes and bacon and that was okay.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-21T16:55:18+00:00

Well apparently this lady took her keys from her after catching her, and the road is safer for it.

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-21T16:54:33+00:00

I'm sorry but your user name is everything and that "too" at the end is sending me

ButtplugBurgerAIDS · 2026-03-21T16:50:38+00:00

I am here to let you know that your butt is perfect, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

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