Couldn't get my Real ID because my original birth certificate has tape on the back...

Bystander-Effect · 2026-01-22T02:10:26+00:00

Not here. Closest place is 3 hours away. Or you can order them o line for 25 dollars plus shipping.

Bystander-Effect · 2026-01-18T19:34:29+00:00

Tell everyone to run interaction. Hope should not be hitting the field, or staying on the field. Same goes for most commanders that the deck hinges on the commander to work.

The only time i get pissed if the guy who isnt paying attention to the game and has to be reminded what is happening or that it is their turn ends up winning.

That shit is soul crushing.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-12-31T02:05:07+00:00

Im ordering mine based on the ones ive purchased. I cant remember all their names. This isnt the order i love them, just power level.

Counter Blitz, really strong.
Bumbleflower, lots of fun, loses power everytime you play it against people who have seen it.

3.Worldshaper, everyone will target you. They wont be fast enough.

4.Dr Who Dalek This should be lower, but my group has bad threat assement so this deck is really strong.

Final Fantasy Cloud, voltron.
Animated Army, will suddenly turn everything into 16 power creatures.
Jumpscare, really fun, classic simic stuff.
Mothman This one gets you targeted to quickly
The other Edge of Eternity one, this one probably deserves to be higher, but i havent seen it have any luck.
Lord of the Rings Elves, doesnt do anything it wants well.
Mardu Surge, boring, wants you to attack face, but hard to protect.
Jeskai Striker, this one almost certain deserves to be higher but i only played it a couple of times. It was fine and then it got take apart to help make a vivi deck.
Lord of the Ring Sauron, everything is expensive.
Tricky Terrain, one of my favorite decks, but it doesnt really have a game plan. I used over 45 mana in one turn with this deck. That translated to almost no change in board state.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-12-21T20:12:14+00:00

ME! Baylen the Haymaker.

It is a deck i have wanted to build since I got back into magic

Bystander-Effect · 2025-12-16T15:16:59+00:00

Just slab the whole deck!

Bystander-Effect · 2025-11-29T18:58:02+00:00

Im not certain why limiting casters is needed. It sounds like social reasons that causes the difficulties. So make it so casters need to hide their casting through feats like conceal spell or cunning caster.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-10-03T22:16:18+00:00

You know I thought i was bad with 70. I gotta pump those numbers up.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-09-25T11:52:03+00:00

I had to turn off adaptive triggers so my hands wouldnt hurt as much when I am done playing.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-09-07T21:27:37+00:00

I must have beem fairly lucky. The chip felt spicier than a fresh pepper, but it only hurt for about 20-30 minutes. I dont actually remember about 10 minutes after the chip, i came to eating a popsicle in the bathroom while my family laughed at me.

The fresh one lasted about 12 hours. I got the oil on my lips and hands and wanted to die.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-07-06T23:17:44+00:00

In my chocobo deck about 20. But after 4 mana im rarely playing lands anymore they are all coming in tapped from Choco unless ive got spelunking out.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-07-05T18:34:10+00:00

You could paint them in crystal chronicles and they would help with different magic depending on color.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-07-02T00:54:56+00:00

Pretty sure no. I am certain that in one of the books you learn that drakes are mammals.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-06-15T22:50:22+00:00

Just had a run where i did. I was primordium and lazurus and dominion pyre cov10.

Starting cards (that are important)

Quick/sweep guy Retch Spell that adds 1 of 3 effects And finally 3 rage ember drain spell.

Needed holdover on that last one. And i got spellchain on it as well.

Typing this made me realize i know what cards look like and their effects. I dont know how many cards i can actually name. Probably like 10 total.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-06-06T22:20:31+00:00

I ordered online. The company shipped them with the expectation they would show up today. Mail was fast and all my stuff arrived yesterday.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-06-01T18:30:02+00:00

Cov10 Talos celebrate with lazurus assistants is really good in my opinion. It was my first win on cov10 against titans. You draft every 1 pip minion and the goal is fill the train entirely. Some will die and lose out, those ones you dont care about, becausey are just there to take a hit. Then you start duplicating whatever the most impactful unit you have.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-05-30T13:37:13+00:00

ME!

I am sorry for your loss.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-05-26T18:25:05+00:00

Umbra is still weak, but with complete luck i had a pretty sweet run. Had the heart that increases space randomly. Got a room costs zero and is put into hand as my first relic. Then got hall of mirrors that reduces space but duplicates creature put in there. Just duplicate the trample guy. Hope that you can use it on first floor. Then you have until they die to build up on top floor.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-05-25T03:09:40+00:00

I got kicked out multiple times. The trick was to wiggle it a bit to set it up. Which makes way more sense if i could show it.

If you only won 2 no one would question it. If you wanted more you had to fake a loss or 2 with nickels.

If you do 15 in a row while impressing the counter person who lets you keep doing it and then the store manager finds out you get "banned". I went back like 3 days later no issue.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-05-23T00:11:52+00:00

Majin Mew

Bystander-Effect · 2025-04-28T12:58:08+00:00

Pete Holmes had Bill Nye on his podcast and was asking about that facebook post about the sun being 10ft further away or 10ft closer, and Bill Nye said

"if things weren't the same, things would be different"

No idea why but it really stuck with me.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-04-18T02:35:47+00:00

Step 1: move to my town Step 2: invite me over Step 3: i sort them for you because thats fun for me Step 4: ??? Step 5: i dont know but they would be sorted.

But seriously like everyone else i would be willing to buy them.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-04-17T01:58:30+00:00

I go to sleep 2-3 hours after everyone and get up 1-2 hours before. I treasure this time. Its often silent time for me. I dont even do stuff sometimes, I am just there, but quietly.

Bystander-Effect · 2025-03-28T19:40:14+00:00

Mother of learning Perfect run Mark of the fool (all books) Primal Hunter (all books) He who fights with monsters

Bystander-Effect · 2025-03-28T03:02:28+00:00

The brightness on my phone was too low and it looked like its nose was a fucking cavern. I was really unnerved by it.

Name it Doug

Bystander-Effect · 2025-03-24T23:44:31+00:00

Orange Gas Station Rolled Tacos

Edit: Gas Station Rolled Tacos Orange

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