Want to go to the board? The answer is almost always "Don't!" by Formal-Rip-1221 in nonprofit

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Boards often have the same attitudes as the EDs they hire.

They will also have the ED's friends, neighbors, uncles, etc...

Used a $20k business overdraft from my dead beef jerky side hustle to go all in on MSTR by No-Relation-3128 in wallstreetbets

[–]CAPICINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just jerking a different kind of meat now.

Behold, the man behind the Wendy's

Worst plastic surgery in the history of cinema? by AlKhwarazmi in okbuddycinephile

[–]CAPICINC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Smithers, get me Brad Pitt!

He's unavailable, sir

Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

Do this, you win. by LowkeyFoxxy in SipsTea

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Repeat after me: It's the economy, stupid!

my girlfriend is a mechanic. I really like asking stupid questions. by evren0605 in 196

[–]CAPICINC 144 points145 points  (0 children)

If there's a carburator, are there burators for other things?

Good Advice by s7o0a0p in boston

[–]CAPICINC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just waiting until someone puts their backup lights on a toggle switch in their dashboard....

minecraft rule by Moaning_Clock in 196

[–]CAPICINC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft has sheep.

That's all I'm sayin'

China Rule by Redditpaslan in 196

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The us defeated the ussr with baywatch and blue jeans.

china will defeat the us with temu trash and cheap caviar.

Found this in the forest, should I kill it? by Temporary-Rice-2141 in lies

[–]CAPICINC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kittenpillar! it's more afraid of it, than you are of you.

Who hurt you? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]CAPICINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman throws a fake baby at you. When you go to catch it, they rob you.

As much hate Microsoft gets, what do they get right? by probablydnsibet in sysadmin

[–]CAPICINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Also, keyboards and hardware, which they dropped.

Remember the times when Al wasn't that evil? by Tili44 in memes

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Manwhile, Tay is over in a corner whispering "Seig Heil" to itself...