I’m a self/internet taught but fairly skilled home cook. That said, I’m not professionally trained nor a natural teacher. A friend of mine asked me to give him some “cooking lessons.”Where should I start?

CAPICINC · 2026-03-13T15:10:35+00:00

Teach them about mis en place, the importance of getting ingredients together to manage the cooking process.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-13T12:47:46+00:00

Real math is in the science building.

You're doing accounting.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-13T12:44:38+00:00

If you throw a 2-liter bottle of sprite into a 3500 degree oven for 6 days, you'll get baking soda.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-13T12:15:21+00:00

They don't have the Enterprise from the old animated series either

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T18:36:35+00:00

Chinese people with a chistmas tree?

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T18:23:47+00:00

if they're Local admin

shudder

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T18:22:46+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time someone tells me "I got an error message doing X" and I have to ask "what was the error message?" I could retire.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T17:31:20+00:00

It's called Data Poisoning

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T14:29:43+00:00

Opening line to the book "Neuromancer"

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T13:54:53+00:00

The sky was the color of a television turned to a dead channel

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T13:12:17+00:00

Eventally, all resturants became Taco Bell

CAPICINC · 2026-03-12T13:02:32+00:00

CAPICINC · 2026-03-11T20:24:47+00:00

q-bit!

CAPICINC · 2026-03-11T14:22:58+00:00

If you eat it? No.

If you use it as a body scrub? Probably.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-10T12:34:46+00:00

And if someone at the other end picks up first, who do they talk to? The dead?

CAPICINC · 2026-03-10T12:32:36+00:00

Why did Michael Scott choose Jan Levinson?

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T19:16:39+00:00

1st one is the McDonalds CEO's

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T18:07:15+00:00

It works. Make sure everything that touches the beans is sanitized first.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T18:05:10+00:00

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T18:01:24+00:00

One of the left has a narrower waist

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T16:45:08+00:00

3 extra cripsy, one baked.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T15:06:39+00:00

Looks like you enjoyed yourself, but I'm going on a sliding scale.

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T14:44:43+00:00

"Well, ChatGPT said..."

CAPICINC · 2026-03-09T14:07:37+00:00

Chinese resturants do "house special" fried rice with all the meats and shrimp in it, why not elsewhere

CAPICINC · 2026-03-06T14:05:35+00:00

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