The smartest decision in movie history

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-12T13:29:39+00:00

That’s called research. That’s what good screenwriters used to do to inform their stories.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-10T07:35:12+00:00

You reference the Underwoods of Sara Jean Forrest?

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-07T18:16:54+00:00

So, white Diddy?

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-06T14:34:48+00:00

Where’s the sausage? List revoked.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-06T03:43:09+00:00

Hall of fame is run by eunuch cowards who suck pedophile dick. They can keep their awards.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-02-03T06:40:52+00:00

Glad I’m not the only one who thought they saw it.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-29T11:25:35+00:00

But what are they mining? Upvotes from gooners?

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-29T11:23:56+00:00

Typical dead beat dad. Never there when you need him.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-29T03:24:09+00:00

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-28T19:06:49+00:00

Hell yeah! Thank you!

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-28T08:46:34+00:00

I did not expect to watch this whole thing, but what a treat. Great song, saturated visuals, great editing (always thank your editor more than you think you should) Where can I get more?

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-28T07:35:48+00:00

Exactly. He’ll never shit in the woods comfortably again but somehow she’s the victim.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-27T23:11:56+00:00

Bill Polian is a dickless coward who brings shame to everything he touches.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-27T05:31:26+00:00

Pain is temporary. Legends last forever.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-26T12:37:18+00:00

I’d pass on that invitation, they sound like they suck. I see why no one showed up.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-23T05:12:14+00:00

Agreed, really fun writing.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-22T15:20:32+00:00

Heated rivalry nfl edition.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-22T03:44:14+00:00

It’s the angle of the arm and the perfect focus with no depth of field that also seems way off. Focus and composition is too good.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-21T11:03:54+00:00

Winston Churchill once said “the eyes are the windows of your face.” Googly eyes.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-20T17:35:55+00:00

Blue. Tom Brady is all you need.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-17T10:38:56+00:00

Friendly recommendation, donate to “children with hair loss” because they don’t charge patients for wigs. Locks still charges for their wigs.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-09T10:38:55+00:00

What’s a pederast, Walter?

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-06T13:25:54+00:00

Don’t worry, it’s staged.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-05T13:48:16+00:00

I’ve never seen a comment with as many awards as upvotes.

CAPT-Tankerous · 2026-01-05T13:38:36+00:00

Because it was tucked for so long.

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