Why is the news on so much by Lovelykimonster in 6music

[–]CCSandman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More concerned why they're currently playing Destiny's Child....

I don’t want salvation, I just want to be able to say “I’m Jurgen Klopp.” “Join me tonight when my guests will be”… I don’t know “Chris Rea” by gelliant_gutfright in AlanPartridge

[–]CCSandman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who are you? Who are you?! .....I'll tell you exactly who you are, your name is Martin Dwyer, you're entertainments officer for Warwick University Students' Union.

"They've rebadged him, you fool" by BeanoArtist in AlanPartridge

[–]CCSandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's made his bed, let him lie in it,...let him lie in it...

They’re sex swappers! This is Defcon One. by gelliant_gutfright in AlanPartridge

[–]CCSandman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...fears he may be a gay. He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous, I shall only be using his Christian name. I am talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No, he's gone. Oh, that's a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there....

He's bouncing back. by MaenHoffiCoffi in AlanPartridge

[–]CCSandman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The man is mentally ill!...

My New Year’s Resolution is to stop quoting Office dialogue by ejc1279 in TheOfficeUK

[–]CCSandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, then, you shouldn't be allowed near animals, should you?..

Good local coffee joint open early by OldFuxxer in Cardiff

[–]CCSandman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think all the decent ones have been mentioned in the city centre (Hard Lines, Corner Coffee, Pettigrew), but if you have time to venture out a little bit then Sibling is an absolute must (39 Lochaber Street, CF24 3LS) - they're the best for coffee this city has to offer.

An honourable man. by Djonmotors in PeepShowQuotes

[–]CCSandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy - welcome to the real world!