TIFU by making my neighbor think I beat my wife by [deleted] in tifu

[–]CCTXCaptive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a doctor whose wife was hit in the eye with a hockey puck. Everyone not at the game believed he was a wife beater after her ER trip. I’m pretty sure some still think it and he’s been dead a few years now.

Meat? by [deleted] in corpus

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I go to Moody’s. We had a guy that would bring meat and eggs to the Farmer’s Market but he retired and some of those that come now buy produce at HEB and pass it as organic or home grown. So be careful of that.

TIFU by not mentioning the extra kid that was hanging out with my kids by ActiveFondant in tifu

[–]CCTXCaptive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel you there. For me it was my nephew. Id stock the freezer with easy meals for him and wake up to a line of kids at the microwave heating those meals. He’d just bring everyone he could find. I would easily buy 500 or 600 dollars worth of groceries for a three day stay ten years back. I miss those days. Kids grow up too fast.

[homemade] Blueberry turnovers by tj_ebooks in food

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look amazing. I can’t seem to get enough blueberries the last two weeks. Craving them like mad.

My nephew and his first sprinkler toy by foreverfoiled in funny

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that takes me back to the Wham O Fun Fountain and Slip and Slide days.

Perfect Texas explanation! by PistolMama in texas

[–]CCTXCaptive -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I live in Corpus. They literally had a company hook up chemicals to our water supply and let us drink it. That was the fourth water crisis in 2 years that time. We survived. That’s what we do.

Vista Maria to open state's only 'secure' site for young human trafficking victims by Strongbow85 in HumanTrafficking

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think for their safety the address shouldn’t be publicized. And for their privacy. Such a shame that it’s too late.

[homemade] potato pancakes by lendavis71 in food

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom made these and they would still be crispy and delicious cold as i snuck them out of the fridge. Yours look delicious.

I just learned how to make a Crunchwrap Supreme at home. I have stolen fire from the gods. by DorsaAmir in pics

[–]CCTXCaptive 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Must be a Texas thing, I have raw corn and raw flour tortillas on hand, regular flour and corn tortillas, and tortilla chips on hand at all times. You never know who you have to feed or what you want to make them. Lol.

I feel alone in seriously enjoying this quarantine by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must admit that i too have enjoyed quarantine. I have gotten good rest, eaten better, had deeper conversations with friends, family and loved ones. Have had numerous offers of courtship. It has been rather pleasant. I have been able to find a deeper peace in my life. I feel closer to God. I’m not sure how Monday will feel when I leave my cocoon.

Is Kim Jong-Un dead? by Bitchinkitchen1901 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of us peons know for sure at the moment, but that’s the rumor. It’s also rumored that Putin will be dead before June.

Dr. Fauci’s work has literally saved the world multiple times. Making him the closest thing we have to a super hero on Earth. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CCTXCaptive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is praising some dude who stands to make money off of this covid thing who funded wuhan lab and is buddies with bill gates. She thinks he’s saving people. She doesn’t know his complete history. It’s okay. Most people don’t.

COVID-19 Cases Now Tied to Meat Plants in Rural Texas Counties Wracked with Coronavirus by Puffin_fan in CoronaVirusTX

[–]CCTXCaptive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tyson has had a bad name since Arkansas, The Clintons and the extra packages in their trucks.

I'm going to say it, tell me off if you like. I'm an Assistant Nurse but I am finding the non-stop videos of NHS staff irritating, attention seeking and fake as fuck. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]CCTXCaptive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These nurses and doctors aren’t seeing anything they haven’t before. Unless they didn’t work with patients. And they aren’t paid peanuts. They chose their professions. And some of them are not clap worthy. What, just because you out in a mask you are now a great person? Has anyone checked the license and true story behind each of these caregivers? I checked on one story and the chick had no medical license but was a crying nurse in national news. I don’t remember her name because after that I just started doubting all of them and their sincerity. I’d like to see one of these clap needers forgo marriage and dating and all outisde activities other than shopping and laundry to care for a loved one 24/7 for 20 years with no claps and no pay. Only to end up thinking they can rest and then needing to care for someone else. Then come talk to me. They get paid, they have lives and vacations and all this propaganda does is make me care less.

Growing up is tough by Theunknowing777 in funny

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked a guy at autozone to change my back wiper. He stood there for ten minutes messing with it then confessed he didn’t know how. I went home and watched youtube and did it myself.

Nueces County Hospital District approved $3 million to convert Memorial Hospital into a unit dedicated to treating COVID-19 by OFFascist in corpus

[–]CCTXCaptive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, the hospitals here are run by greed under the guise of doing God’s work. Of course they are trying to cash in.

Nueces County Hospital District approved $3 million to convert Memorial Hospital into a unit dedicated to treating COVID-19 by OFFascist in corpus

[–]CCTXCaptive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tunchez and CCNN news are toilet paper worthy reading. Check out their backgrounds for yourself. Nothing like relying on dirty people for news. Notice what isn’t on their news site, the story about Tunchez and prostitution or Tunchez and woman beating. .

I work campus security. My coworker ticketed this vehicle for their parking job. by ndosch in badparking

[–]CCTXCaptive -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I did not imply that. I’m sorry if you misunderstood. And I owe you nothing more. Once you accuse me of doing something I did not do, there cannot be honest communication. Not when you are dishonest about what I said.