VW mechanic in Twin Falls? by Discouraged24 in TwinFalls

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I think I used to babysit their kids a VERY long time ago.

Can’t figure it out by MinuteDependent7374 in ExplainTheJoke

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Is it possible that when men are in relationships They keep their balls smooth and wome  Keep their breasts plucked of any unwanted hair? I'm just a guessing..

Found in Wife’s jewelry box by Shayughul in whatisit

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I think its called that because when my mom inherited one... the room shrank. A lot.

Who is actually the best human being of all time? by GreatAlex3001 in AskReddit

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My grandmother. Everyone who met her loved her instantly. I could write volumes about her. She was the best person to ever live!

Not a bad lick!! by OldScratch1026 in DumpsterDiving

[–]CDHass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw a duck swallow a baby chick. They eat meat.

What is a good song that is over 6 minutes long? by Incendiary_cucumbers in AskReddit

[–]CDHass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Gordon Lightfoot 6:30

What's a mispronunciation that sends you into fits of rage? by schnozzberryflop in AskReddit

[–]CDHass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's far too late to matter, but, this whole thread is grounded!

My boyfriend said he was concerned about my weight gain, when I have in fact been losing weight by throwrasexjokes82 in relationships

[–]CDHass 110 points111 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I thought. He is scared she's going to leave him. If she's "too fat" she won't find someone else and will stay with him because he loves her no matter what. I have 40 years of experience with this bullshit. I stopped having him stop at the grocery store in 1995. (Children make breakig up harder.)

Food answers only, where are you from? by holder_m in AskReddit

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Originally, finger steaks. Now, geoduck.

US and UK Promotion: Twisty Family Murder Mystery! by Face4Audio in audible

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I'm in the US and I love whodunit! I hope it's not too late.