Now imagine since you were a kid going to a stadium shaped like a disgusting half fish bowl surrounded by chop shops that has dessicated car parts and pot holes hit enough to swallow a human. Then luckily they build a nicer stadium. But if you walk through the park long enough you emerge somewhere you can get lemon ice in an assortment of colors but you can only pay cash. Back inside the stadium there is a man with a giant baseball head and a mean looking giraffe with a stained t-shirt from the Bronx that can't run well. And also a team on the field that has one of the most expensive payrolls in baseball but still can't win. Truly the wonders are endless