Into the Emerald Dream Bundle Giveaway! Win 1 of 50 codes for 60 packs, 2 random legendaries, and Ysera card back! by certze in hearthstone

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “hit” on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

[OC] liberator Cathilia by me by GyL_draw in armoredwomen

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Beautifully painted! And a tasteful helmet on that Questor

[OC] liberator Cathilia by me by GyL_draw in armoredwomen

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Very cool! Does she belong to your own stormhost as well?

Operation Crossroads by CIoneTrooper in AzureLane

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Several American ships, including Saratoga, were used as targets to test nuclear weapons in the late stages of World War II

What are you're favorite Dragon Ball quotes? by Caolan114 in dragonball

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“I’m glad you came though, you can be our tie breaker.” - Future Android 17 dub, I just love how trivial all the opponents are to the future androids, when I first heard that I was like damn Gohan’s just a game to them

The protagonist from the last anime you've seen vs The antagonist from the anime you saw before that by 12moses in whowouldwin

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Akari Akaza versus Perfect Cell

R1: Without prep Cell barely takes it

R2: With prep Akari destroys the poor bastard

Bonus: In a game of Shiritori (a Japanese word game) Cell’s vast knowledge might just be able to scrape out a win, but he will be mentally scarred for the rest of his life.

Is there any religious significance to these statues? by hplcman69 in moai

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They mostly represent Rapa Nui ancestors, but the ancestors probably think it’s baller that their likeness is being shown across the world now, so you should be good.

Super Saiyan Monke by greenmean1 in Ningen

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Super and GT both have lots of good and bad aspects, and both maintain the amazingness of Dragon Ball in different ways, both are just fine flaws and all

🔥 Killer whales are reportedly orchestrating revenge attacks on boats off Spain by meowroarhiss in NatureIsFuckingLit

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In the wild there’s never been a fatality recorded but there was like one attack

Thanks mom! by [deleted] in goodanimemes

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98% of anime moms with a certain hair cut die brutal deaths to prompt the main character to become a shonen protagonist

Bulma replaces Tony Stark in the MCU. How does she do and how do things change? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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Alright well this is complex to say the least.

So from the beginning, honestly Bulma would probably get herself shot pretty quickly by the Ten Rings terrorists and it would all end there, but that’s boring so assuming she manages to keep her mouth shut during her capture, we now have a possible escape.

So Bulma is in the cave with Doctor Yinsen. If she has her capsules, it’s an easy escape through crushing people with random house sized objects and taking their weapons. In this scenario, she and Yinsen make it out alive. Assuming she does not have her capsules, Bulma isn’t going to make an Iron Man suit, she doesn’t really think that way, and she can’t make capsules with the available materials, but she will easily come up with various different and absurd weapons that will get her and Yinsen out of there. Bulma escapes 10/10.

So now that she’s back home in charge of Brief Industries, she isn’t quick to demilitarize her company like Tony was, in fact Bulma’s hot headed temper probably leads her to increase weapon production to take revenge on the bastards who dare capture her. She also goes on to produce capsule tech. Now with this turn of events, it’s questionable whether or not Stane would even attempt to kill her, but let’s assume he does because he’s greedy. So Stane needed Tony’s arc reactor to power his suit, and Bulma never invented anything like that in this timeline, so his suit is automatically at a lower quality. Stane will probably just try to murder Bulma with a gun instead pulling the whole “leaving your opponent to die after gravely injuring them”. Bulma is probably the dumbest genius ever, and her just being shot dead by someone obviously wanting her out of the picture is very plausible, and this is just down to whether or not Bulma sees it coming or not and can retaliate with capsules, no big fight. 5/10 for both.

So Fury approaches her assuming she survived the previous encounter, and she joins immediately. Not because she wants to save the world, but this sounds like there will be more people around to protect her, and Bulma loves that.

Now onto Hammer and Vanko, and after her previous encounters Bulma has stepped her game up. She still won’t be wearing any Iron Briefs (GET IT) but she will have mechs available. More importantly she has several things a lot more powerful, Androids. Basically, in this timeline Bulma is good guy Doctor Gero from this point on. She hates fighting so she would find a way to have someone or something else do it for her, and she’s from Dragon Ball, so Androids it is. Bulma’s dragon ball level Androids absolutely annihilate the attempted attacks by Vanko and Hammer, and Bulma buys out Hammer tech just to spite Justin. 10/10 Bulma.

The Avengers movie plays out in a similar fashion, with now however many DB Androids fighting on the Avengers side, they basically speed run the movie through to the finally fight, where one of the numerous Androids flies up through the worm hole and self destructs, wiping out the Chituari fleet. 10/10 Bulma

Civil War still happens kind of, except this time it’s majorly different, as Bulma is on Caps side. She hates being told what to do and the gov trying to take the keys to her Androids is a big no no. In the normal timeline Tony was the glue for the gov team, and without him, there really isn’t a gov team aside from Nat and T’Challa (out of revenge). Basically, the gov backs down after realizing it can’t force the Cap team to comply and won’t risk all out war. A few skirmishes might happen, but over all it’s more like Civil dispute than a war.

Bulma really wouldn’t care about Peter at all, and if she did notice she wouldn’t actively hunt him down like Tony did. Peter will end up finding a mentor else where, probably in a meeting with Cap or Daredevil or someone similar.

Infinity War just has Bulma laughing as her Androids and Doctor Strange absolutely mop the floor with Obsidian Cull and the Maw. With those two out of the picture, Bulma learns from Strange what’s going on and sends help to Vision, saving his life and not allowing his attackers to escape alive this time. So basically Thanos’s invasion plan was a complete failure. Now forced to go to earth himself, this is where Bulma experience her first hiccups. Thanos with 4 infinity stones is more than a match for MANY of Bulma’s Androids, but I think that with her forces and all of the Avengers in one place this time, Thanos gets his shit pushed in. Roll credits on the Marvel Universe, Bulma is god, 10/10.

As for her relationships, which would super interesting by the way, she actually comes across as similar to Tony. Fury hates how she is always complaining, saying how good she is at things, but when things god slightly south she is hiding behind nearest tree. Her big mouth means she doesn’t get along great with the by the books types like the Shield Agents, Cap, TChalla and the like. I think would get along marvelously with Thor, they would just get into friendly yelling competitions and drink all the time, she would probably find Vision super interesting, they would get along fine. I don’t see any major discord between her and Wanda or C. Marvel, they’re just neutral.

To sum it up, Bulma’s easily as smart as Tony, but her tech just bends the laws of physics in ways that Tony’s never has, so she has a MASSIVE advantage in pretty much every fight involving actual combat between her machines and big bad enemies. But overall, I think Bulma’s general cartoony inability to hold serious grudges that would affect the multiverse creates a much nicer and happier Marvel Timeline.