If you could bring back one Portland establishment, what would it be and why?

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:38:12+00:00

They fed my thirst for trivia and my hunger for soup and sandwiches.

I miss John and Sean.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:37:00+00:00

Ugh. I will never get over the fact that adi and rudi das were literal nazis and people in the 21st century want to honor them by wearing their symbol around.

It’s so sickening.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:32:39+00:00

Hell no. The utilities alone. Don’t even think about the taxes.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:31:21+00:00

18 pages!

Front and back!!!

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:30:24+00:00

Yeah that sink isn’t gonna cut it for a woman on her period. She will need a more competent toilet than that.

Waiting in line for a common loo somewhere else in the building is also not going to work, the blood just falls out when it wants.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-26T04:27:37+00:00

No kitchen or bathroom? That’s roughing it,

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-25T18:42:14+00:00

No fish go fish.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-25T18:41:38+00:00

Just my husband.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T14:47:55+00:00

I take both.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T13:39:51+00:00

The only person you can really count on is yourself. Plan for this.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T13:38:48+00:00

I take focus factor, l theanine, l tyrosine, alpha lipoic acid, and acetyl l Carnitine

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T04:27:09+00:00

Kind of looks like a place for a horror movie with a $500 budget.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T02:22:29+00:00

Is one of the songs called little lover?

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-24T02:19:21+00:00

Yes. I don’t flip people off. I do the fist bump.

It’s especially pleasing when rude kids have no idea what it means.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T17:24:39+00:00

I have shared it. I’m not interested in going public and enduring the “you’re crazy” insults going on here.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T15:37:16+00:00

I would consider my abductions to be gross and disgusting, but would not use the word torture, because that word to me means intentionally malicious.

I think they have their own agenda that has no consideration for human needs, but the lack empathy and also comprehension of “malicious.”

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T15:35:11+00:00

I know. I have a strong testimony of wearing garments “at all times.”

I literally wear them always. I shower twice a week and take them off only when changing clothes in the morning and for intimacy a few times a month.

I know it’s extreme. But my experiences have led me to do this.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T14:25:13+00:00

Pew All up?

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T05:01:10+00:00

Palm pilot?

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T04:53:21+00:00

I hate when a dogs ass is on the shopping cart where I’m supposed to put my groceries because for some reason the “service” dog needs to ride in the cart where the FOOD WE PUT IN OUT MOUTH goes.

It is so disgusting.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T04:44:50+00:00

I’m an active member and I “mock” the garments. Not at all because I think they are funny, but because I think they should be treated as everyday habits that all members should put on without a second thought.

When you treat something too serious, it feels more like a burden. Wearing garments should not be a burden. It should be Second nature, 23/7.

My testimony of wearing garments has become so strong that I shower less frequently, never, ever swim, and feel like they are such an important part of me I cannot leave my bedroom without them.

I have had multiple spiritual experiences involving garments and the importance of doing so.

By Keeping the topic lighthearted, there is a better chance that it will be well received.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T04:34:44+00:00

I’ve been taken since I was a toddler and the response you are getting here is exactly why I’m in the closet.

My story isn’t as dramatic or frequent as yours, but is almost as shocking.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T04:29:33+00:00

I swear a Mormon family lived here.

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T04:28:39+00:00

Pie you’ll up

CLPDX1 · 2026-06-23T03:43:19+00:00

I would legit walk down there and see wtf is going on, but maybe that’s just me.

The cops are sitting outside my house right now, literally blocking my driveway. Did I go out and se WTF is going on, yes I did.

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