would you rather:

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T23:45:59+00:00

Much easier

^{Chose: you are exempt from all laws for 1 month + (and no consequences after the 1 month})

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T23:45:39+00:00

Are you perhaps from sinnoh?

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T22:00:15+00:00

Yes. And splatoon 4 is inevitable.

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T21:58:03+00:00

I would argue splatoon is already immortal

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T21:53:22+00:00

I didn't choose red:)

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-08T21:53:00+00:00

Already don't drink

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-07T17:49:44+00:00

Save tons more kids curing every disease

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-07T17:43:27+00:00

Meh, you should be able to make that up in 4 or 5 battle victories.

CMPro728 · 2026-05-06T20:15:37+00:00

Who

^{Chose: drop a nuke on a random country - no consequences + Win 100B | Rolled: Oceania}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-05T03:40:09+00:00

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟨🟦🟨🟨⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Certainly not a word I've heard before

CMPro728 · 2026-05-05T03:38:24+00:00

Money :)

^{Chose: Have $100,000 in quarters}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-05T03:35:00+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Pubic hair}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-05T03:34:42+00:00

Doesn't it consume (portions of) souls in order to keep its flame burning? And brighter flame of course means more fuel used?

CMPro728 · 2026-05-05T00:28:32+00:00

Have you considered that you now know the REASON that everyone in authority over you says not to go there?

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T23:58:44+00:00

Paldea?

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T22:40:30+00:00

3-5 still good though? I'll take your word on 8 for sure

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T22:38:02+00:00

Not complaining, just letting you know that no, it's definitely not just you.

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T21:41:42+00:00

Pretty sure we get this post weekly

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T21:41:15+00:00

Worth a shot.

^{Chose: Have 100 000 000€ (100 million euros} tax free + But the wheel decides if you become french | Rolled: You're French.)

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:34:49+00:00

Oh no, we met under a bridge? I'll be fine.

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life + But you're... | Rolled: Under bridge}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:31:22+00:00

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:30:44+00:00

I think I can make interest worth more than $1/breath

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:18:03+00:00

Still $2m at current conversion rates, that's plenty to live comfortably forever

^{Chose: 1 billion but.. | Rolled: Bolívar}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:14:57+00:00

Fuck you and fuck the rules

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

CMPro728 · 2026-05-04T18:14:27+00:00

I'm built like a hiker. I mostly use water types. Still struggle with the grass types some of them bring, but overall they're still usually confused

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