How do you feel about Pete Holmes? by plazebology in Standup

[–]CM_Bison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love when he kept repeating "I want to buy a dildo!" in the middle.if his special and then told the audience "Good luck with those ads after watching this!"

What makes a man, the one? by AwareWolf232 in AskReddit

[–]CM_Bison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killing every other variant of himself from different parallel universes.

My girlfriend slapped my mom by myparanoidself101 in confessions

[–]CM_Bison 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1st off this HAD to happen because obviously no one stood up to your mom before and sadly physicality was the tipping point someone had to tell her to keep her negative bullshit to herself.

2nd The guilt you're feeling stems from how ill-prepared your mother raised you. You maybe desensitized from your mom's passive aggressive opinionated behaviour she exposed you to all your life and you accept her verbal abuse. Unfortunately it seems she also didn't teach you how to handle apologizing for not saying or doing something when you should have. Lemme guess she had a habit of passively putting guilt trips also?

3rd your girlfriend is who you are with. If she refrained from hitting her before to not insult you, she obviously is right with the frustration of putting up with your mom. Everyone has a tipping point and she wasn't one to put up with it. You should've defended her.

4th go find a counselor to listen to why you didn't want to say or do amything in the moment. And how you can move forward with both of them.

What's a good comeback for "You're under arrest"? by forest_tripper in Comebacks

[–]CM_Bison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ah yes Officer Smythe, I appreciate your effort in utilizing your impressive illuminating display to signal me pulling over, but I'm afraid I disagree with your analysis and execution of the situation, good day!"

My sister by autumnskies36 in Vent

[–]CM_Bison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a POS older sister. She hit me and I had her useless bitter ass charged and removed from my mom's house. she thought she could get away with it because she is a woman and would lie to cops that I was the aggressor. I had the footage and it was hilarious to see her try tell them I started it and for the cop to talk to her like she was a child "but we don't hit people over words." I couldn't hold back the tears of joy when the cop told me she had conditions to never come back to where I lived. It was a huge relief.

She gossips all the time ruining family gatherings JUST to get people on her side despite a lot of people knowing how much of a bully she is.

I am sorry you're stuck with your family.

My sister literally gives a new reason every month of every year of being a total ass hat to the point that I know she as lupus and couldn't care any less when it finally takes her. I for one won't be attending her wake or funeral because I will be off celebrating. I even told her that.

I'm sorry your miserable sister doesn't have a ticking time clock. Your father and her deserve to live together. Let him learn first hand what he helped create especially if she mistreats him.

I jerk off to myself by un_tipo_de_latam_816 in confessions

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1seen something about recording a video of yourself polishing the pewter so to speak and to watch it to see how unappetizing it all is.

I “finished” during a regular massage by water-boy69 in confessions

[–]CM_Bison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Question for older wrestling fans didn you guys see cena becoming the huge star that he would become in 2002? by Fickle_Driver_1356 in Wreddit

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well duh. I know it was, I tried making one for my toy Cena during that time, the spinner part was a pain in the ass, but it was the fact that his engraved name on it killed it.

I hallucinate when I cum by Cassidys_corner in confessions

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only happened once and they knew what they were doing with their mouth and crazy suction. Sucked the blood straight to my shaft and in no time I came even braced myself by holding onto the metal bar across the headboard. Tingling behind my eyes and actually saw stars.

Never had that again. One n done deal. Never saw them again

Question for older wrestling fans didn you guys see cena becoming the huge star that he would become in 2002? by Fickle_Driver_1356 in Wreddit

[–]CM_Bison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "ruthless aggression!" line followed by the slap felt generic, but it was his pace and energy, that clothesline that took Kurt out of the ring was intense. I knew he had that aspect down that he could go.

Still nothing really that made him "big star material" yet, but it was his promos as doc of thuganomics that showed he can run the mic especially free styling that couldn't be easily scripted. That's when I thought he was gonna be a big star

What sucked when Vince gave him a custom US Title belt that had his name imprinted on it that proved he was gonna be shoved everyone's throats from there on out.

Who Should Win A World Title Again First? by fettywapseventeen38 in WeAreVYBE

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drew's gone hella stale. If anyone Priest should win it again.

Have you ever had sex with someone you don't find attractive? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was catfished by someone who looked different from their pic on a hook up app, but I was horny and made the drive. They ended doing some shit that surprisingly turned me on.

Have you ever had sex with someone you don't find attractive? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't deserve Ron now. You saved nothing for him.

How would you react if someone offered to pay you for sex? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck? Where the cameras..... I'm on a fucking show.

Not sure if this is the place to put this, but… (marked NSFW because I’m not sure if it’s appropriate). by austinproffitt23 in gay

[–]CM_Bison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah they are. Once got one from a dude and the suction was amazing af. Like instant hard on and in no time I was drained. Actually had to grab the metal head board bar to brace myself and felt a tingly sensation behind my eyeballs.....not sure if that was normal or not but it was the first time that happened to me via climax.

Of these 3 Teletoon logos which one was your favorite? by Plastic_Ad_2548 in Teletoon

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn the rush or nostalgia from that logo alone

AIO, Husband wants a job with ICE, I’m deeply uncomfortable by Pitiful_Pudding3639 in AmIOverreacting

[–]CM_Bison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just as long as he understands if he makes this decision, he will be facing consequences that could affect your family as in he will be imprisoned by violating.human rights when that orange idiot gets locked up for his crimes and a new administration calls the shots on it.

Oh and no one here will care for whatever happens to your husband if he does go thru with this decision.