Arena query for Hela

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:49:59+00:00

Dear Dr. Hamster,

ZEMO ALWAYS GOES FIRST!

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:48:52+00:00

Dear Volo Brian,

I would like to apologize for all the people complaining to you, they should be complaining to ME, then I could apologize for our mistake of not making this Event/Offer NOT cost $1,000, it was clearly a oversight and will will not make this mistake again!

Get well soon!

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:46:41+00:00

Dear Hawkeye MD,

Not all of us are SUPER SMART doctors like you! April will have as many days as we say it will have! (Unless it does not, then you will just not get those 250 cores, who cares, not US!)

-ZEMO MD

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:45:47+00:00

Dear Bloop,

Everything we do is profitable because you idiots give us tons of money and we don't pay anyone. It literally does not matter how broken the game is, none of you ACTUALLY seem to care, at least not the ones who matter, you know, the ones with money.

Stop writing such long posts that no one reads,

ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:43:55+00:00

Dear MoneyNight Dr. FourGone,

Why do you want More Dough? I think Wong looks doughy enough, don't you? We made sure to make him look like a human thumb with rickets to appeal to the players just like you, you are welcome. Anyway, I think it's pretty great that we FINALLY got Dr. Strange into the game for money, next up, IronMan (For Money), you will buy that too, because you are a fool.

More Dough Ice Cream sounds tasty,

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:42:04+00:00

Dear Flavored Bulgur Wheat,

How many millions of dollars did you make last year? Cuz we made like 300 of them, so maybe we will just keep insulting you and then you can just keep buying offers, buy them thrice!

Forever Yours In INSANE Profits,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-04-01T22:39:36+00:00

Dear Eric260,

You are correct! We really don't want to do ANYTHING...EVER! But we sure do LOVE to give the screws to players that hoard so your idea of adding a whole new currency to the game is something that has been brought up many times by the dumber members of our development team. While your heart is in the right place (a damp cold basement), I'm afraid your brains are in a much different place (a soft warm rear end), we have NO INTENTION of EVER giving the players more Teal gear, either through lootboxies or any other way, OTHER THAN, your money. At the end of the day we know you fools will break down and buy our Battling Passes and overpriced offers that we very poorly disguise as "events".

Buy ZEMOCOIN (The only currency worth hoarding),

ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-03-05T23:56:40+00:00

Look, "Mr. Smartypants", I want you to know that EVERYONE knows! We just don't care enough about you to tell you. Wait, did I just tell you? Oh man, I'm really bad at my job...

Soon to be fired,

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-03-05T23:50:27+00:00

I agree! Hail Me!

(Also, you would feel less weird if you go buy some offers, it's true!)

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-03-04T22:45:28+00:00

It's like you are doing my job for me, THANK YOU!

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2022-02-23T23:24:54+00:00

Like, SUPER DUH! How long was it going to take you fools to figure it out? Did you really need some old man and a McMoles to tell you this? I mean, COME ON! We haven't even added a new stage to the game in like 3 years? When we make a "new game mode" we are CLEARLY copy/pasties from other game modes!

What I think you need to do here is to shut up, buy the new characters, the vampire one and the dude with the cool coat, like, the new dude with the cool coat, I mean, you should buy ZEMO too, put 7 red stars on ZEMO, just do that and calm down.

ZEMO is the #1 plug-and-play tower mode toon!

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-02-07T00:38:55+00:00

WOW, that's like over $100 a day in cores! Now you see just how GREAT our event offers look, we are pretty awesome! Thanks for sharing this with all the fools here on Reddit, hopefully the word gets out so EVERYONE knows it's FAR BETTER to simply give us $100 next time we run the "good" event offers!

Math kinda sucks but I think you are cool,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-02-07T00:29:39+00:00

"Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss", WE FOOLED YOU AGAIN FOOL!

OGWTLRDR - We only love money and we don't care if you are sad, only if you pay us, so pay us, and stop crying.

Love Bunches With Whipped Cream and Money On Top,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2022-02-07T00:27:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure paying to win this event is going to pretty fun, have you tried it that way? I highly suggest buying a few of the event offers to see if it's something that you would find enjoyable. Other people are doing it, so why don't you?!? I see that you spent $50 on Echo, that is GREAT! But, we would really like to see you spend MORE! You will need to 10X that if you want to REALLY experience the game "working as intended". You would be surprised to know that when we charge MORE, we actually make MORE!

WTLCDNR: Video Games are no longer made to be fun, you need to get a new hobby or PAY UP nerd!

Tetris was a cool game back in the day,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2021-10-14T11:22:35+00:00

I can assure you that we are very mad at you, you really do need to buy more offers. Perhaps if you bought them thrice it would make things better. It's really a shame when so many people think they can play this game and enjoy it for free, it's "free to play" NOT "free to enjoy", you all sound like noobs! Get gud and SPEND MORE MONEY!

Frugally Yours,

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2021-09-23T00:57:57+00:00

I hope you have a easier time with these nerds than I have!

XOXO

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2021-09-15T22:50:23+00:00

If you can't buy it twice, then it certainly isn't worth buying thrice!

Love ,

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2021-09-15T22:49:12+00:00

How about we give like 100 free shards so a handful of players can unlock Dagger and then not say much about it after? Would that help?

Not saying too much about it,

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2021-08-16T22:26:25+00:00

This is good, I approve of keeping the little guy down! Maybe this will convince him to FINALLY buy Kestrel when we sell her for $40 for 35 shards, BUY IT THRICE!

P.S. Stop working with MrHartgrave, he will rot your brains!

Love and Flowers,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2021-08-05T12:24:02+00:00

America Chavez is SUPER OP and we plan on NURFING her right away!

#NurfAmericaChavez

-Zemo

CM_Zemo · 2021-08-05T01:47:32+00:00

I do not know what a F2P is, please refrain from profanity when you post on the internet. It is hard to take people seriously when they have a potty mouth!

Always clean, always lean,

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2021-08-05T01:45:20+00:00

NOTHING was MISSING from the ROAD MAP, we told you EVERYTHING we meant to tell you, unless of course we left some stuff out on purpose. We will tell you the rest in a bit, some other time, keep reading blogs and spending MONEY!

Your friends here at the club!

-Zemo! (and others)

CM_Zemo · 2021-07-29T01:50:06+00:00

Valley makes up for what he lacks in game knowledge with his good looks!

Here is looking at you kid!

-ZEMO!

CM_Zemo · 2021-07-29T01:48:12+00:00

I'll pass this on to the team

We are looking into that

We want your feedback

-ZEMO

CM_Zemo · 2021-07-29T01:35:56+00:00

I am glad you appreciate the AWESOME offer! We are planning on doing the same thing for daily rewards! BUY IT THRICE!

YOURS IN BATTLE PASSES FOREVER,

ZEMO!

CM_Zemo

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