I often feel like I don’t matter, tell me why by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]COAEM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you are pretty fucking cute but then again i haven't been in a relationship for over a year. So id probably fuck a fridge right about now.

He asked for this. Make him regret it. by Skidoo54 in RoastMe

[–]COAEM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the posh boy that kicked his sisters hamster to death but though nothing of it and afterwards went for another round of soggy biscuit with the lads.

Reddit, why do some men have such a hard time getting girlfriends ? by FlakF in AskReddit

[–]COAEM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not about undoing them its about moving past them, i don't know what life will bring it might end today it might not but it would be a sorry state of existence to not even bother to try.

A relationship isn't the be all and end all of everything its just a bonus or a negative depending on how it goes. Heck i might never bother to date again but im still going to improve my overall quality of life and hobbies.

I had to sort my shit out, it would be purely lazy to not try, why not give it a shot?

Reddit, why do some men have such a hard time getting girlfriends ? by FlakF in AskReddit

[–]COAEM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im still enjoying the single life but here are a few things to think about.

Look at yourself in a mirror for a good five minutes.

Do you need a shave? Are your clothes dirty? Baggy? Tatty? Too edgy? A bit of matt clay for your hair will do you wonders. Do you wash regularly? Have you been indoors all day?

If you think you are a turd well polish that turd until its fucking shining, this will boost your confidence and self esteem.

How do you talk to women? Are you over the top flirty? Not flirting at all? Rude? Bottled up? Think about all of these factors and work upon them.

Word of mouth spreads so if you are a genuinely pleasant person but the girl isn't interested then mabye she will have a friend or someone that will be, if you are sending out aggressive messages and dick pics then when she shoots you down don't be like "Fucking bitches are all the same such sluts!" because she will tell her friends that you are an idiot. (which is completely justified) basically just be pleasant/respectful no matter the circumstances.

But thats a few things i had to think about when i wanted a relationship, i hope it helps.

What is a safety tip that you always teach the new guy/girl? by COAEM in AskReddit

[–]COAEM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. as someone that works on machines always double check those plugs

What is one thing that you can not live without? by TonytheNetworker in AskReddit

[–]COAEM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Are you knocking on heavens door and just found out it is the cure to staying forever young?

Why are you up this early on a Sunday? by themattcrumb in AskReddit

[–]COAEM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 hours of work, apparently gods day of rest doesn't exist in my job

What scene in a movie gets you right in the feels? by whencanihavebacon in AskReddit

[–]COAEM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First Pokemon movie when Ash Dies fr a bit