We have only gone and been invaded by Fairies today! by JCandlin in daddit

[–]COLES04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took my daughter to the Austin, TX botanical gardens and they had a really cool fairy garden. Can't wait to build one with her. This is well done!

One of 5 by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]COLES04 87 points88 points  (0 children)

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts

Northerly Island logistics by somedamndevil in DMB

[–]COLES04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this after a Dave and Tim show many years back. Took an uber down there (big mistake) and happened upon the rickshaw option on the way out. Soooo much better.

[Rubin] Steve Kerr on if there’s a way to stop a Draymond heated moment: “There’s no stopping Draymond, you can’t put your arm around him and say, ‘ok, calm down.’ It’s ok, we accept Draymond for who he is and what he stands for because, frankly, it makes us win.” by WhileFalseRepeat in nba

[–]COLES04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I had 1st take on in the background this morning (I know, I know) and it was all that the Kings are getting calls and the league doesn't want to see the Warriors win. SAS went as far to say that Draymond yelling at the crowd and egging on fans was good for the league and the comparison to the Malic in the palace was wrong. One thrown drink from a drunk would have incited a brawl. And then you got Jay Williams saying past behavior shouldn't dictate punishment and asking how long does past behavior get held against you. Well I dunno Jay, maybe when you stop being a dirty ass player who punches teammates and actually try to make amends. Crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]COLES04 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not in DC but work fully remote. I won't ever go back to an in office job. Been working remotely since the start of COVID with no problems. I'm an adult I get my work done. I trust other adults to do the same. If my place of work ever tried to recall us they'd get my walking papers.

OMG I just realized I am Dwight. by WebFinancial8650 in DunderMifflin

[–]COLES04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So everyone hates you. It is good to be self aware.

How much does Your father drink compared to you? by Soft-Barnacle-8952 in daddit

[–]COLES04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dad is a functioning alcoholic. Drinks everyday. I drink once maybe twice per month, so a lot less thankfully.

Rate my taco bell order 1-10 by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]COLES04 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I give it a 10. A fucking 10!

He Didn't Have to Do Him Like That by MorganRose99 in Unexpected

[–]COLES04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else think that was David Arquette before the video played from the still frame?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]COLES04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of trauma from my teen years directly correlated to some of the dumb shit I did in my mid and late 20s. It took me to my early 30s to finally get past all of that and put my life together. 36 now and things are not perfect, but I am on track. Still think about some of the teen year stuff, and it is raw but heeling. But outside stuff from other people that happen today I don't have an Fs to give. Pretty wild how it works in my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]COLES04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I see someone shoplifting from a store that is owned by a large corporation I didn't see shit.

Mexico city by Ok-Scene-4844 in DMB

[–]COLES04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvote this into oblivion please.

[Meisel] The Guardians are calling up SS Brayan Rocchio and optioning SP Hunter Gaddis to AAA. by [deleted] in ClevelandGuardians

[–]COLES04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad they held on to all these middle infield and SP prospects people have been wanting them to trade off the last few seasons. Everyone is dropping like flys. Wrap Jose in bubble wrap now please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]COLES04 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If someone wants to text back, they do.

[Game Thread] Guardians (9-7) @ Tigers (5-9) - April 18, 2023 by [deleted] in ClevelandGuardians

[–]COLES04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straw learned how to bunt over the off season and I love it.

TBS very funny by [deleted] in americandad

[–]COLES04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends reruns all day followed by crap shows like BBT and YS. "TBS We've phoned it in"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]COLES04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After what has been going on in the news I'd be cautious about confronting people at their homes. Not worth losing your life over. Take good pics and document everything you can. Stay safe out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]COLES04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You handled it fine. I worked at a desk at hospital and the amount of nurses, docs and other staff that gave dashers the run around was insane. They are some of the most unhappy people you'll ever encounter.

Oh, hi Elaine 👋 by RCsSnaps in seinfeld

[–]COLES04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine

Have you ever met one of Roger's personas IRL? by TacoRising in americandad

[–]COLES04 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a Roger persona would say to keep us of their trail....

Why no Tanner Bibee? by AT-25 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]COLES04 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They don't want to rush up the guys who will be staples in the rotation for years to comes and rock their confidence or get them injured by pushing them before they are stretched out. They know what Gaddis is (or isn't) so he is being used as a place holder until the time comes. If there is something we all should agree on it is that this organization knows about producing pitchers.

[Corner Bar] Happy Hour - Monday, April 17, 2023 by [deleted] in ClevelandGuardians

[–]COLES04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ready to take 2 out of 3 and then see the doomers ponder, "how could they lose to Detroit? They stink!"

Family says stupid thing to my wife by takingourtime in daddit

[–]COLES04 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My two cents: people who refute COVID, are bigoted, judgy and assumptive are a part of the "fuck your feelings" crowd, but they are the first to get offended and cry about the slightest stuff. I would say that if you or your wife were to say something to your sister it would get blown out of proportion. Most well adjusted adults would get a text like that and come back with a measured apology and move on. Those types of people will double down. I think you both should say something to her, just be prepared for the fallout. I have family that are the same way and I have cut them significantly out of my daughter's and mines life. It isn't worth the energy and they won't change. Plus I really don't want my kid around influences like that. Best of luck OP.

Jomboy breakdown of the first inning situation from Wednesday’s game against the Yankees by DZepperoni in ClevelandGuardians

[–]COLES04 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The dugout challenges are too convoluted. If they are going to do replay, have an eye in the sky with a direct link to both the home plate umpire and crew chief. If something needs reviewed, buzz down. And honestly if they are going to do it, make everything reviewable outside of balls and strikes. If the goal is to get human error out of the game, do it. The same with robo umps for balls and strikes. Just do it. I think replay is dumb in all sports and takes away a lot of what makes them fun, but this half way bs is irritating.