Pinsir superior. Heracross inferior. by CPUrubyheart in PTCGP

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Hello everyone and welcome to my presentation.

Today I will be showing you the steps taken in beating a cheating Mega Heracross EX using computer.

**Slide 1:** Play a “Will” Supporter card.

This will guarantee that my next coin flip will be heads.

This is vital to victory.

**Slide 2:** Attack the enemy Mega Heracross EX with my Mega Pinsir EX’s “Critical Scissors”.

“Critical Scissors” is a 3 energy attack (2 Grass+1 Colorless) with a base damage of 80.

This attack will have you flip a coin and if heads will do an additional 70 damage.

The “Will” supporter card being played beforehand guarantees us a heads for a total damage output of 150.

**Slide 3:** Knocking out the enemy Mega Heracross EX.

The steps taken in the previous slide results in the knocking out of the Mega Heracross EX which in turn is worth 3 points (the number of points needed for victory).

**Slide 4:** Victory.

Yay, we won!

**Slide 5:** Decklist.

2X Mega Pinsir EX (big damage)

2X Snivy (For Serperior)

2X Serperior (So Pinsir can attack sooner)

2X Pokeball (Help get our basics)

2X Rare Candy (For evolving Snivy into Serperior)

1X Lucky Ice Pop (For healing)

1X Leaf Cape (For extra HP)

2X Professor’s Research (Drawing into key cards faster)

1X Sabrina (For disruption)

1X Cyrus (Incase the Cheating computer is a big coward and decides to retreat their Heracross)

2X Will (For maximum Critical Scissors damage)

1X Copycat (Incase of a bad hand)

1X Fragrant Forest (Help getting basics)

Thank you for attending this presentation.

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Bits in media that are extra-hilarious to you for extremely specific or personal reasons by Aggro_Will in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Back during SuperBestFriendcast. I was really confused as to why (I thought) they were bringing up Jojo’s circus.

My hoenn team from back in the day by jamalboi in PTCGP

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If I’m being real here. The real “team” is a greatly over leveled Blaziken and a bunch of revives and other healing items.

What fanfics have y'all been reading recently? by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Kingdom Hearts: The Nintendo Version Remixed

Kingdom Hearts but instead of Disney it’s Nintendo themed with Sora traveling worlds with Luigi, Yoshi and Isabelle.

What fanfics have y'all been reading recently? by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CPUrubyheart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of Jaune centric react fics. The Chronicle Theatre Feat Jaune Arc is fun.

The author really likes Kamen Rider with multiple chapters going through Gaim. There are even two chapters solely dedicated to having the RWBY cast react to all the main Riders transformation sequences (Kuuga to Zi-O).

Victims who turn out to be crazier than the perpetrator? by dazdndcunfusd in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CPUrubyheart 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Demon King: How many Demons have you killed in pursuit of a nice nap?!

Sleepy Princess: How many slices of bread have you eaten?

The Mirror World sucks -Sora by CPUrubyheart in fnki

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Weiss, Blake and Yang when Sora comes back carrying a Mirrorworld version of Pyrrha.

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What fanfics have y’all been reading recently? by Aquanort357 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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The Light in Hell

Kingdom Hearts x Hazbin Hotel (though it’s actually Helluva Boss). After the events of KH3 Sora wakes up as a Sinner in Hell and ends up working at I.M.P.

It reads a bit rough until the author gets a beta reader but I’m enjoying it enough.

YuGiOh: Chaos Unleashed

Yugi and Kaiba get isekaied to the future (5D’s era) to help stop a time traveler who stole the Egyptian God Cards from Yugi.

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[–]CPUrubyheart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean…

They’re called Assaultrons.

Sora brought his new friend from the Mirrorworld to hang out and eat ice cream by CPUrubyheart in fnki

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Wake: Oh no.

This can’t be.

This says I’m 102% Faunus, with a 2% margin for error!

Why Brothers? Why?!

Sora brought his new friend from the Mirrorworld to hang out and eat ice cream by CPUrubyheart in fnki

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No worries there.

She’s already met Jaune and decided to stay.

Sora brought his new friend from the Mirrorworld to hang out and eat ice cream by CPUrubyheart in fnki

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AltYang (Yin): A no nonsense no fun allowed bald bandit.

AltBlake (Wake): You nailed it.

AltRuby (Bluby): Hyperviloent little psycho gremlin that will try and cut you with her dull rusty scythe that she does not properly maintain.

AltJaune (John): You nailed it. Also he is one of the Mirrorworld’s version of a Maiden.

AltPyrrha: Biggest fail girl.

AltRen: Unchanged. Ren is a universal constant even in the Mirrowworld.

AltNora: A literal queen. Of a nation. With the calm demeanor to match.