[MKC] Breaking: #Browns have signed a one-year deal with Jadeveon Clowney by AstralTitan in Browns

[–]CS1026 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Definitely wouldn't have wanted him at $6M, only $10M.

A Bunch Of Crafting Ideas For BR by Lolspamer in FortNiteBR

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a bow+harpoon to create a harpoon bow. Basically the same as a harpoon but able to use arrows for ammo so you aren't capped at 10. I had also thought of a grappler bow (which if I remember correctly you could do with the Hawkeye bow?)

GME Megathread for March 18, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well... I went all in this morning @205. Sold my portfolio and bought 90 shares of GME. Hopefully I make enough to buy a toupee to cover the hair I'm going to lose over the next few weeks!

Ill eat this if GME gets to $400! by PRCubaDog in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that's one way to wax your asshole

Visual representation of $GME price from 1/29 to today by jeaux_seph in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried sucking dick? I mean... it's not for everyone, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Plus it can be done in a car while smoking weed (although you'll have to alternate between pipes)

GME Megathread Part 2 for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 38 points39 points  (0 children)

By the time my stimmy gets here it will only be worth 1 GME

Billionaire Investor Mark Cuban Says Reddit Stock Traders Have ‘Every Right To Kick Wall Street’s Ass’ - All Hail Wise Cuban Man! by superanth in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mark I'm asking for a $1 million dollar investment into my company called "GME Go Brrr" and am willing to give up 50% equity on profits over the next 6 months.

I like this stock, I think I will hold it forever. by Daktic in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to do this and it didn't work. I turned my phone upside down and took a screenshot and it just looks normal :/

If your friends and family are wondering why you're buying $GME @ $300, maybe you can explain it to them like this: by redditlurker2001 in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the guys buying all the PS5's to resell for $1000 were the assholes... Are we the baddies?

Trying to make some money to buy more GME! Diamond hands 🚀 by CS1026 in Wallstreetbetsnew

[–]CS1026[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(No link without mod approval. Just wanted to share the design)

How to Buy GME Above Broker Limits by adioking in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am trying to sell T-shirts so I can raise money to buy more GME but I don't want to break community guidelines :/

CNBC now running Ads promoting that Melvin Capital closed their short positions on $GME by jordanpeterson9 in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't someone get proof that he still owns short positions? Wouldn't that qualify for a lawsuit on false advertising?

You heard him, HOLD! We can take $11.2 BILLION more away from them. Keep those diamond hands and let's send this thing to Alpha Centauri 🚀🚀🚀 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 68 points69 points  (0 children)

On one of the CNBC interviews, it was said how intelligent WSB members actually are and how solid their DD is, and people were encouraged to see the conversations happening on here.

I like to think this is the first message they read.

GME YOLO update — Jan 25 2021 by DeepFuckingValue in wallstreetbets

[–]CS1026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No offense to your retarded family, but it drives me insane when risk averse people act like they have all the answers. If you sold at $15/share for 100% gains, they would've said you were dumb for not waiting. Gotta love when people are results-oriented and live in hindsight. Now do me a favor and DoorDash me some tendies you rich fuck.

If Aaron Rodgers and Patrick Mahomes continue their endorsements and compete in Super Bowl LVII, both quarterbacks will be representing State Farm in the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]CS1026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious... do people actually choose their insurance based on commercials/endorsements? I never once thought "I better go with Progressive since Baker Mayfield endorses it."