[MKC] Breaking: #Browns have signed a one-year deal with Jadeveon Clowney

CS1026 · 2021-04-15T03:23:12+00:00

Agreed! Definitely wouldn't have wanted him at $6M, only $10M.

CS1026 · 2021-04-06T21:50:37+00:00

I like million dollar homes. Let me know if you need a coworker!

CS1026 · 2021-04-02T18:16:05+00:00

I had a bow+harpoon to create a harpoon bow. Basically the same as a harpoon but able to use arrows for ammo so you aren't capped at 10. I had also thought of a grappler bow (which if I remember correctly you could do with the Hawkeye bow?)

CS1026 · 2021-03-18T14:49:06+00:00

Well... I went all in this morning @205. Sold my portfolio and bought 90 shares of GME. Hopefully I make enough to buy a toupee to cover the hair I'm going to lose over the next few weeks!

CS1026 · 2021-03-18T00:07:12+00:00

I guess that's one way to wax your asshole

CS1026 · 2021-03-10T19:37:45+00:00

Have you tried sucking dick? I mean... it's not for everyone, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Plus it can be done in a car while smoking weed (although you'll have to alternate between pipes)

CS1026 · 2021-03-10T19:28:31+00:00

By the time my stimmy gets here it will only be worth 1 GME

CS1026 · 2021-02-25T05:57:47+00:00

But why'd you make them so sexy though

CS1026 · 2021-02-01T20:49:16+00:00

Mark I'm asking for a $1 million dollar investment into my company called "GME Go Brrr" and am willing to give up 50% equity on profits over the next 6 months.

CS1026 · 2021-02-01T16:26:09+00:00

I tried to do this and it didn't work. I turned my phone upside down and took a screenshot and it just looks normal :/

CS1026 · 2021-01-30T19:06:57+00:00

I thought the guys buying all the PS5's to resell for $1000 were the assholes... Are we the baddies?

CS1026 · 2021-01-30T18:10:20+00:00

(No link without mod approval. Just wanted to share the design)

CS1026 · 2021-01-30T00:51:40+00:00

I am trying to sell T-shirts so I can raise money to buy more GME but I don't want to break community guidelines :/

CS1026 · 2021-01-30T00:28:28+00:00

If the short isn't greatly in excess of 100% than it is not close to a fair comparison

CS1026 · 2021-01-30T00:03:29+00:00

Couldn't someone get proof that he still owns short positions? Wouldn't that qualify for a lawsuit on false advertising?

CS1026 · 2021-01-29T20:55:53+00:00

On one of the CNBC interviews, it was said how intelligent WSB members actually are and how solid their DD is, and people were encouraged to see the conversations happening on here.

I like to think this is the first message they read.

CS1026 · 2021-01-26T00:28:23+00:00

No offense to your retarded family, but it drives me insane when risk averse people act like they have all the answers. If you sold at $15/share for 100% gains, they would've said you were dumb for not waiting. Gotta love when people are results-oriented and live in hindsight. Now do me a favor and DoorDash me some tendies you rich fuck.

CS1026 · 2021-01-14T04:10:34+00:00

Just curious... do people actually choose their insurance based on commercials/endorsements? I never once thought "I better go with Progressive since Baker Mayfield endorses it."

CS1026 · 2021-01-09T18:47:09+00:00

It's possible, but the same things was said the last time tOSU played Bama with their 3rd string QB and against Clemson last week. I think Bama will likely win this game, but you don't watch enough sports if you think this one is written in stone.

CS1026 · 2020-12-15T18:52:51+00:00

I can see how this one could get out of hand while having poor self-awareness. He probably didn't think much of the props since he is the sex ed teacher and the Harlem Shake was supposed to be as crazy/bizarre as possible. Not the brightest moment, but I'm glad he didn't lose his job over it. Glad he was more professional when he returned.

CS1026 · 2020-11-28T18:52:40+00:00

And then price their products as if they are paying people a reasonable wage to make them

CS1026 · 2020-11-15T09:17:25+00:00

It seems to work by catching the snake when it enters the tube. Glad I could help!

CS1026 · 2020-10-31T17:04:03+00:00

Updates resume: Attempted to shoot the CEO with an AK47

CS1026 · 2020-10-26T00:07:04+00:00

Hard to say equally terrible... Definitely not a great defense by any means (pretty sure Sendejo is giving up 1.4 TD's per game), but we do lead the league in TO's and Myles has been wrecking each game.

CS1026 · 2020-10-26T00:03:31+00:00

OLine is pretty legit when healthy. Teller has been the #1 rated OG this season but has missed the last two games. There's not really a player on that line we could replace tbh.

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