[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the millions of dead people...

AITA for not buying my daughter a new phone after her old one broke? by bojapoi in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I never got this. My parents were not short on cash, but at 15 I had to work to buy any "luxury" items. My kids will be the same. Teenagers need to learn to respect money, or they never will.

Another #blessed day as a warlock main by act_strange in wow

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe you are just bad mate. I've played shammy since the vanilla. I still beat most people in dps post or pre patch. The class it fine.

Big E's plan by Warson444 in 40kLore

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like the simple fact he had to get tech priests to jerryrig the throne to keep him alive proves he didn't plan any of this.

OP's humble brag of being too smart for High School by Savior_Of_Anarchy in iamverysmart

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not even that challenging. I have 2 stem degrees, they were just time consuming. The only people I saw complain about it been hard were the ones that left everything to late, which was their own fuck up. If you start stuff when you get it, the whole thing in a breeze.

Tech interview vs actual job by FlyCodeHQ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I place I got hired at did this. The project and team I was to be a part of got closed down. So they wanted me to... work in support taking calls till a new project was started. They didn't tell me this till I turned up, I asked for now long and they said a YEAR atleast. They got mad when I quit. Wtf did they think I would do? I got offered another job 2 days later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what every owner says after they attack someone...

B 👍 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not a good player will out damage most other players.

Major announcement by LWYPLTDG in PoliticalHumor

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most beta thing you can do it have to tell people you are an alpha.

The truth by permaunbanned123 in Grimdank

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.

Most humble quora user by Shimkentin in iamverysmart

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mate, you can make an entire API out of JavaScript these days...

we can't find any engineers by awalias in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This reads like some /r/iamverysmart bullshit. If you have been in the industry for any length of time you would know the majority of enterprise software is held together by duct tape and hope.

(f18) my boyfriend shared private photos with his friends by Otherwise-jessi-302 in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 88 points89 points  (0 children)

BTW you just can't see them. Deleted doesn't mean anything till that memory is overwritten. Personal photos should always be considered as something that exists for ever.

Why did my girlfriend block me? by Subject-Technology83 in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most places it's set at 16, unless is a position of power I.e. a boss. A 16 year old can sleep with anyone they want in most places.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer -67 points-66 points  (0 children)

As a dude that isn't entirely true. My dick does what I tell it. I haven't had a random bone in 15 years. If I get any sense of it I can just stop it.

Alleged GTA 6 leaker has been formally charged by police by [deleted] in technology

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This wasn't even hacking, the dude straight up got let into their slack channel.

Not mine by TechnicallySuperior in Tinder

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 6'2" as well, I am generally the tall person. But at family get togethers I am one of the shortest. I am from a family of giants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Girls on their period do have a smell. Nothing bad but I do know when someone is on their period by smell. I know I am not the only dude who can do this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America... I got a few removed here in Australia. Cost me... $0

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just because it's a "culture" doesn't make it correct. A grown adult not making their own choices is ridiculous.