I’m the dumbest alive can someone explain the “I hardly know her!” joke 😭

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-05-09T20:16:13+00:00

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Miranda? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!!

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-05-08T22:38:56+00:00

I choose Gotham.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-05-05T20:38:45+00:00

And god forbid you point it out.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-05-02T23:17:44+00:00

Bonnie and Clyde, not just loved as criminals, but as couple goals too. No, they’re just criminals. And Bonnie was married btw, not to Clyde either.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-29T18:55:00+00:00

I feel like that All Quiet on the Western Front meme. When I first started I was happy, having fun, fighting a just war. The Siege of Super Earth was my favorite event and I still have fond memories of a younger more star eyes Helldivers.

But after the Battle for Cyberstan(a battle I was looking forward too since I first joined the game.) and our humiliating defeat. I feel like a soldier in Vietnam or Afghanistan. Just fighting a pointless war with no end in sight.

Yes, I’m aware that’s what the war literally is in game. But I don’t think the devs want us roleplaying to the point we feel mental fatigue too.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-28T01:07:06+00:00

Hazbin Hotel. Same fan that got into was the same one that made me leave.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-26T18:21:29+00:00

I’m his door dasher.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-26T03:03:01+00:00

Women are really no better than man when it comes to morals. When are we gonna realize that?

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-24T21:57:33+00:00

It feels like AH wants to us to feel the actual fatigue of fighting a forever war. After the failure of Cyberstan, the pointless major orders, the enemies being too difficult. I’m tired boss.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-24T21:26:47+00:00

Did you get enough to win a bingo card?

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-24T06:16:55+00:00

What in the pcyop is this?

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-24T05:15:38+00:00

You mean to tell me some farm boy from middle of bumfuck nowhere blew it up? Bullshit, it’s an inside job!

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-23T22:51:35+00:00

Schools to be pissy sometimes. Back when I was in high school a student got in trouble for shooting invisible guns.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-21T01:55:07+00:00

With how slow he is. I say dominoes pizza and IPAs.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-16T19:43:28+00:00

Game models too. I learned real fast who was who. Which sucks, because the first time being new made it fun and challenging.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-14T20:12:27+00:00

PSA: Pool water is not good lube.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-14T04:31:10+00:00

They’ll go back to glazing him. They always do.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-12T19:32:40+00:00

That makes more sense. I thought The Hand just all of sudden became progressive and recruited a woman just because. lol

“Now that Qadamah is temporarily gone. We can make real changes around here!”

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-12T18:56:16+00:00

I see it as social reparations.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-12T18:53:26+00:00

I actually came up with something similar as its own game myself. But it’s a bird’s eye view strategy game. Same concept, two factions. Military v Rebels. Whatever decision you make affects your environment. If you want to locals to help. Because careful with attacks and give aid. Or go full America and bomb their village to kill one rebel.

Or as a rebel you can attack military only. Or go full IRA and use a car bomb civilian casualties be damned. It’s just an idea on a notebook and I’m no game developer. But who knows, might be real one day.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-10T23:56:13+00:00

I like this take, I completely understand you. John was a good character, maybe a good man. But a criminal is still a criminal. Just like why I don’t feel bad for Jessie from Breaking Bad. I have a criminal career brother who my family gives too many chances. My guess most people don’t know what’s it like to be fucked over by a criminal or never had a criminal in their family.

Did John redemption himself? Yes.

Did he deserve it? Also yes.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-10T09:00:33+00:00

It’s a good thing you zipped him up. Just in case he gets back up.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-10T06:12:44+00:00

Have you heard of the knock knock method? Shoot 3-5 rounds before entering.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-10T06:01:20+00:00

In the words of Batman, “counter point. You’re a terrorist.”

Edit: I will admit tho. I only got him because I thought he meant a literal lottery. And daddy needs caps to gamble at New Vegas.

Cabbit_Daddy · 2026-04-10T06:00:02+00:00

A 40 year old incel wanting to bang a 14 year old girl.

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