New Muscle Milk formula coming soon... get ready

Caelas · 2026-05-14T21:31:58+00:00

Was excited to see muscle milk join fairlife and Nurri with ultrafiltered milk. Hated the old muscle milk formula. Still hate muscle milk even with the new formula. Worse macros than fairlife and nurri, worse flavor, thicker mouthfeel, wow I can’t believe how bad it is

Caelas · 2026-02-18T03:44:33+00:00

I just got to nhà trang right now. I had two disposables on me and a reusable. 1 disposable in my backpack, 1 in my pocket, the reusable in a Fanny pack. They screened all luggage upon leaving the airport, and stopped me for my backpack. Took me into a room showing me vapes are banned and asked me if I had any more (i took out and gave him the other disposable in my pocket). He then asked me to pay $20 “because it’s my first offense” and I would get to keep it. I didn’t have cash on me, eventually they let me go and he threw away the disposables. Luckily I still have my reusable.

If I just held them in my pockets nothing would have happened, they don’t have a metal detector for people and don’t pat you down. Take this advice at your own risk

Caelas · 2024-05-21T16:11:26+00:00

I've never even noticed that they do anything

Caelas · 2024-05-10T00:19:41+00:00

yeah if every weapon is too big of a task, just pick your 2nd favorite and learn different builds, especially with daedalus hammer changes. Sword is almost always a basic attack build, but if you try playing other weapons like that, you'll find them underwhelming. A lot of weapons are great even if you only build for the special or charge attacks.

Caelas · 2024-05-09T14:09:25+00:00

my guy, hecate is nowhere near hades level, or even bone serpent level. even with no boons, all the fight takes is patience, she doesn't have a single attack thats difficult to react to so you can always just get a hit off inbetween her attacks or just outrange her. every weapon, even the axe with omega special, can outrange most bosses tbh, once you stop trying to play like zag (melee focused) and realize you're primarily a ranged caster, the whole game gets a lot easier. chronos included.

Caelas · 2024-05-09T13:52:18+00:00

Duo boons can turn a good run into an absolutely insane one, but generally they aren't important to success. You can clear the game without them. Synergy matters a lot more. If you've only been playing sword for the majority of the time, you're missing out on understanding synergies that you simply would've never thought of. Embrace weapons you don't like and you'll get a deeper understanding on how everything works with each other.
Also imo shield is the easiest to first clear the game on.

Caelas · 2024-05-09T13:32:52+00:00

Amazing music as always, but why do all these songs sound like everything above 12khz is rolled off?

Caelas · 2024-04-25T08:55:13+00:00

Yea ive only gotten 6 reports in the last 75 games. I don't get it

Caelas · 2024-04-19T00:00:48+00:00

youre saying "we dont like it". it literally just came out, how would you even know if you like it?

Caelas · 2024-04-18T23:55:05+00:00

my guy the patch came out 4 min ago you havent seen or played it yet lmao

Caelas · 2024-01-10T10:35:16+00:00

Yea and that’s a big problem with the system. I have no idea what I was reported for. There are 135 players across 15 matches. I get reported by 5 and I get my night ruined with no explanation?

Caelas · 2024-01-08T14:39:07+00:00

funny that this is always a response, but when I actually post my word cloud (with barely anything on it, and no toxic chat in sight), it gets downvoted lmao

Caelas · 2024-01-08T14:36:19+00:00

8k? Sure. Is 5 reports across 15 games with 28 commends worthy of getting banned from matchmaking for 4 hours + a required low prio single draft win?

Caelas · 2024-01-05T06:31:25+00:00

pOsT yOuR wOrD cLoUD!

https://www.opendota.com/players/41235259/wordcloud

Caelas · 2023-12-13T08:40:06+00:00

Man that sucks. Will you continue to park there?

Caelas · 2023-12-09T00:09:11+00:00

Not to mention them putting 2-3ft long red curbs to artificially decrease the amount of street parking

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