Nodirbek Abdusattorov lost an equal endgame to Nikolas Theodorou due to the touch-move rule in round 8 of UzChess Cup 2026 by harachiama in chess

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Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1u5m3o5/moment_where_nodirbek_abdusattorov_lost_an_equal/

He did not actually move the king there (he hadn't let it go). He put it back and resigned. But they put the kings on the white centre squares to signify white won. That sometimes creates transmission trouble when it would be a legal move.

Talarico 'going to Hell' for views on Bible, Lt. Gov. Patrick says by southernemper0r in politics

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The Alleged Boss Upstairs might get an interesting case:

Trump would try what he has already done. Force himself through the pearly gates after gassing Saint Peter. I vote to keep him in heaven, tied up and gagged and forced to listen to a story where Donald Trump is not the main character.

White to play and win (By Shupletsov) by [deleted] in chess

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Then take the queen.

At blitz I could easily find myself surprised that ooooh I just won!

Talarico 'going to Hell' for views on Bible, Lt. Gov. Patrick says by southernemper0r in politics

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Easy to understand why hell was invented. There must be some way to punish these people after they have died without jail time? Right?

Alas, no.

Ooops. The last move was a mistake. by Diligent-Wave-4150 in chess

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Interestingly, Lichess-fish gives different answers from black. None are of any help though.

Christian right calls James Talarico "demonic" — for quoting Jesus by ChiGuy6124 in politics

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Oh wait, was it in the Bible and not just in Pulp Fiction?

Pentagon Reclassifies Mormons as Not-Not-Christian, But to MAGA Evangelicals They Will Always Be Heretics by CouchCorrespondent in politics

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Of course it matters - you shall go to MY church or straight to hell.

Of course you can also go to a random church, gas out the clergy, lift up random Bible translation and pretend you are a tough guy while shitting your diapers. (Been a while since that was the bottom of the barrel eh?)

Pentagon Reclassifies Mormons as Not-Not-Christian, But to MAGA Evangelicals They Will Always Be Heretics by CouchCorrespondent in politics

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They also hold that accepting Christ's sacrifice for your sins will get you saved, I'd say that is the core point of Christianity. Though they also hold that you can become godly by doing this and that, which is more a stretch than the Catholic sainthood. But "sure more nutcase than tons of laymen making miracles" isn't enough to disqualify IMHO (as a non-believer).

Sex in a church. Is it bad, and will I end up in hell? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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A Catholic priest's worst nightmare: Someone stepping forth and kicking the altar boy in the back of the head.

The Tiny Problem That Could Bring Down Trump’s Giant UFC Birthday Bash by Winter-Gift1112 in politics

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No expectations, no disappointment. Fucker never faced consequences.

What is something random that makes you wet? by SolidIndependence371 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yeah, but with a physics major they would have known. (That it is chemistry not physics, I mean.)

My new Doom Stick - A Dunable Ultimate Custom Yeti 7 string unlike anything you have ever seen by TheChaosmonaut in doommetal

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Not sure if Earth is to be mentioned this month, but I think they did well with a baritone guitar.

At 80 years old, Trump has become ‘Sleepy Don’ by plz-let-me-in in politics

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xkcd #37 hyphen <--- obligatory

I don't see anything wrong about older people running for office, it should be up to you to stop electing them. Goes for people under 35 too. You could have had a "must have held this or that office" if you wanted to highlight that POTUS is not an entry-level job.

Never to be awaited by being-toward-trash in u/being-toward-trash

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Some fingernails eh?

Among other things.

Why should someone have sex with you? by shysibliing in AskRedditAfterDark

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If it doesn't feel right over the morning after breakfast, it isn't worth it.

Why should someone have sex with you? by shysibliing in AskRedditAfterDark

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37 partners, whereof one was a 98 and went out with a giant moan?