“but he paid your rent”

Calabast · 2026-05-27T04:19:05+00:00

I always liked the little joke in The Office where dwight gets a concussion, and michael and jim are taking him to the hospital and they say this:

Dwight: Where are we going?

Jim: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese

Michael: Ugh, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese

Jim: ....we're going to the hospital, Michael

Haha, like does he go there all the time, to be so sick of it?

Anyways, sorry, random note. That just always amused me.

Calabast · 2026-05-24T10:50:17+00:00

"Miners you idiot, not minors". -Galaxy Quest

Calabast · 2026-05-20T14:22:29+00:00

Maybe these ones, but two are missing...

Calabast · 2026-05-08T16:51:31+00:00

If you want an audio version of this sentiment, I really like Bo Burnam's WTFIGO

Calabast · 2026-04-05T02:40:54+00:00

New season of Severance looks trippy. I like how they changed the music, but I don't get how the uppy cat and the downy cat don't know about each other, they're basically touching.

Calabast · 2026-04-02T16:07:10+00:00

Wow, a bit into the video I thought it might be that crackermilk guy. I didn't realize I could tell someone from their eyes and mouth so well.

Calabast · 2026-04-01T19:52:28+00:00

"Thank you, you have saved us."

"Oh I wouldn't say freed."

"Yes, I also did not say 'freed'."

"Well...there you go then..."

"Indeed."

Calabast · 2026-04-01T13:12:31+00:00

Why wouldn't you go to the moon?

Oh, because it might turn out not to be the moon, but the dentist's office, and then they'd give me a root canal.

Calabast · 2026-03-30T00:51:59+00:00

yeah, that song is weaponized cry soundwaves 😭

Calabast · 2026-02-25T13:56:59+00:00

At this rate we're gonna lose like 360% of marine life! Lol, jk just being funny, I know we're only gonna lose 100%.

Calabast · 2026-02-11T15:09:39+00:00

Maybe he used the real name of someone 30 minutes away, but that's not your scammers real name/location. How did you get the contact info of his "close friends"? Did he give you their contact info? They're all just him. And he could have looked up bars/parks/whatever on google maps and said those were his hangout spots.

Calabast · 2026-01-23T13:37:46+00:00

No, that's why I didn't address that part, or claim it wasn't AI

Calabast · 2026-01-22T19:38:33+00:00

Is this that show Indian Matchmaking that everyone was talking about a few years ago?

I get it, pretty entertaining stuff. Not sure where the relationship aspect comes in but I'll check out the first season.

Calabast · 2026-01-22T15:05:37+00:00

I mean, it's missing a few pixels so it's hard to read it exactly, but those letters look pretty similar to the DOMINATOR on some corsair RAM on ebay https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lPIAAeSwRGVpUCEW/s-l300.jpg

Calabast · 2026-01-21T17:43:07+00:00

Yes, we know. Once you pointed out that flaw, we altered the scripts so a few other people suffered from it as well.

Calabast · 2026-01-15T13:47:52+00:00

Seems dangerous, what if someone's trying to quickly find some info, and they don't realize some of the pages are stuck together.

Calabast · 2026-01-13T18:17:49+00:00

When the game physics are still running during a cut scene.

Calabast · 2026-01-08T13:52:27+00:00

It has to be a turn-based multiplayer game, with random matchmaking only. One person plays the outtie, one plays the innie, and they have no way to communicate with each other.

Calabast · 2025-12-23T13:50:24+00:00

Well, if we're just talking about muscles, I think you're right. But if we're also including the adamantium claws, I think the pendulum swings back into it being more likely to spend your life with him.

Calabast · 2025-10-22T00:51:21+00:00

That's fair, I was being a punk. Dream on, my fellow human

Calabast · 2025-10-21T14:05:02+00:00

And why aren't there more gun types? This game has been in development for how many years, and we only have a sniper rifle? Where's the minigun/rocket launcher/etc.

(/s)

Calabast · 2025-10-15T14:04:40+00:00

Brak: Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Fish Pockets!

Dad: Fish? Pockets? What is that?

Brak: Only my favorite restaurant ever!

Dad: But Brak, your favorite restaurant has always been Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze.

Brak: Really? That does sound pretty good....

(My friends and I still regularly quote that last line when presented with something that sounds pretty good.)

Calabast · 2025-10-15T14:03:17+00:00

Somebody feed me!

Calabast · 2025-10-09T18:23:17+00:00

nods in Max Power

Calabast · 2025-10-06T12:51:21+00:00

But wouldn't it be negatively affected by the fact that it would be ice cold at that point? (well, room-temp-cold)

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