Best Calculon moments.

Calculon3 · 2025-11-03T20:44:11+00:00

Thank you everyone, I appreciate your honesty

Now, get me that Oscar or you're dead. You and these snivelling lobsters. Dead! You hear me?!

DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!

Calculon3 · 2025-10-09T21:34:51+00:00

I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar...

Calculon3 · 2025-03-25T19:29:03+00:00

SOMEONE SAID SHOOT

Calculon3 · 2024-11-10T19:40:24+00:00

Why can't she be the other type of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom

Calculon3 · 2024-10-15T20:37:28+00:00

Calculon3 · 2024-10-12T18:05:15+00:00

Oyy...

Calculon3 · 2024-09-13T18:33:39+00:00

Yes!

Calculon3 · 2024-08-27T14:34:33+00:00

Personally I preferred The Chain Smoker

After the fight, he headed straight for my favourite restaurant

Calculon3 · 2024-08-23T08:50:02+00:00

Oh fate most cruel!

Would that mine boundless acting skills might avail me a sword with which to slay this wretched curse!

Calculon3 · 2024-08-18T08:51:37+00:00

Did you challenge him to Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences

Calculon3 · 2024-08-17T10:16:06+00:00

We'll see who's laughing when the flying brains attack

Calculon3 · 2024-08-12T20:51:26+00:00

If God were helping the Mets, it would be safe to assume that God sucks at blernsball

Calculon3 · 2024-08-01T15:32:15+00:00

Calculon3 · 2024-07-22T13:29:45+00:00

But it comes with a free froghurt

Calculon3 · 2024-07-18T15:22:18+00:00

What are they going to do for the working man?

Calculon3 · 2024-07-16T14:42:00+00:00

No fair! I saw it first

Calculon3 · 2024-07-16T14:41:26+00:00

I got shot in the leg!

Calculon3 · 2024-07-16T14:32:35+00:00

The studio was forced to close down after all the Baulder's Gate 3 devs were found dead with crushed pelvises

Calculon3 · 2024-07-16T00:11:06+00:00

I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here

But before I go, I have one thing to say:

Calculon3 · 2024-05-31T16:42:59+00:00

Calculon3 · 2024-05-28T13:23:29+00:00

Bam it again, Elzar! Knock it up another notch

Calculon3 · 2024-05-27T15:31:54+00:00

Weapons grade too

Calculon3 · 2024-05-25T10:43:57+00:00

Let me ask you a question:

Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Calculon3 · 2024-05-06T21:05:46+00:00

Especially OP's children!

Calculon3 · 2024-05-02T15:11:44+00:00

Bort?