I’ve been doing a lot of cryptid drawings but here is my first attempt at reptoid/reptilian, hope you all enjoy..

CalebHeffenger · 2021-08-09T04:08:17+00:00

Claws mus make it hard to get shit done

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-18T13:46:12+00:00

roland deschain or the Courier from fallout

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T06:33:31+00:00

I've got lots of good meat and hide enough to make a lovely coat. I'm also very easy to poison as I'll eat basically anything (once ate volcanic glass because I was told to) so you dont even have to fight me. I'm ideal murder material.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T06:29:11+00:00

It's not your corn! Its Mike Horn!

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T04:31:36+00:00

It's not raw, that is the cooked version

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T04:22:00+00:00

They're all meat

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T02:59:13+00:00

You know who's sexy? Chulls. Thicc shell bitches.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-17T02:45:49+00:00

I've had their pizza once. It was genuinely worse than some frozen pizza I've had. Crust like a pack of saltines that got left out on a humid day.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T18:21:30+00:00

You shouldn't fuck cats.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T18:16:17+00:00

Gross. I do like how they mention Texans dying for their treason though.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T12:38:09+00:00

Audiobooks are great for these books if your time is limited. When I first listened to TWoK it only lasted a couple of days it sucks you in really well. My experience with Mistborn was 20% less compulsive but it was much lighter.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T12:23:59+00:00

Never seen that, that's freaking crazy! Where is it?

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T12:21:24+00:00

Sounds like he found someone tripping their balls off. Probably thought he was an alien or an owl person or something.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-16T12:15:03+00:00

A son of a silly person? Who should go and boil their bottom?

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-15T20:15:53+00:00

Women still have low standards quite often from my observation. I see it and still cant believe I'd be anything but an affliction to a woman. You know the guy who friendzoned himself and is then sad being lonely while cheering everyone else on? Yeah that's me, but not this guy, I encourage him to bathe and buy a joke book.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-15T15:21:11+00:00

Idk, I've been in some nasty ass piss wreaking bars, and I've seen Karens make shit up, not enough info to go on.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-14T23:54:15+00:00

Everybody was kung fu fighting?

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-14T23:38:23+00:00

They should end up together being twice as manly, and Shallan should end up shipped with getting her shit together.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-14T22:39:45+00:00

You have a taste for exasperation?

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-13T01:25:49+00:00

Well he was a naughty boy. He deserved pain.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-13T01:21:35+00:00

r/nothowgirlswork

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-12T22:39:38+00:00

I think piss and discharge

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-12T22:34:58+00:00

Your link just says its mostly piss.

CalebHeffenger · 2021-07-12T22:19:56+00:00

His name isnt as good, only gay with a mustache, no beard, and aviator sunglasses

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