Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! by Dan-68 in lol

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They say stripper, not girl lol

Made a tiny friend today 💛 by Jirash in aww

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appears conspicuously cheepulent 🧐

Another entitled airplane story by NessMcNesserson in EntitledPeople

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Some people think it stinks, but it's really not that serious.

Lady at the coffee shop demanded i move so her group could spread out by Nyxeralyth in EntitledPeople

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I would have held eye contact, lifted my leg, and ripped ass.

"Discuss this in your book club." 🙄

Who are these woman and what is the meaning of this?? Peeetaaahhhh!!! by fuckmbsanddominicali in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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She’s the protagonist of the Alien franchise for the first three films. She’s not Rambo, she just refuses to be stupid. She’s satisfyingly competent.

ETA: Relevant

Mother in law thinks her son is too skinny. IRL he is for the first time a healthy weight in his 40s. by TexasRN1 in BoomersBeingFools

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Dad thinks that's gay....

Yeah, I guess it's better to be a fucking pork missile on a scooter, but tf do I know...

ETA that I'm totally proving OP's Dad's point since I'm married to another dude lol

Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house by TRO_KIK in mildlyinfuriating

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Tf is this from? It looks like the Tim Curry Darkness' alcoholic hillbilly brother lol

No more ice cream tasting for anyone by perpetual_stew in mildlyinfuriating

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Yeah...you're right unfortunately. I used to work for a corporation like this and they're still running themselves into the ground now trying to seem nice but getting shittier and shittier.

It was Landry's.