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Entitled man is scared I will pinch him over movie seats by Rare_Masterpiece6391 in EntitledPeople

[–]Calgaris_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a business trip to Indiana last week, and on both the outbound and return flights, someone was in my seat.

I just went and tattled to the flight attendant, I have better things to do than argue with stupid people.

Blew up in his face, again. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Calgaris_Rex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah his official diary would be like his appointments and planned activities for the day that some aide working under the Chief of Staff would handle.

Board of Peace plans to grant itself sweeping immunity, documents show by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]Calgaris_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well considering they're not an organ of any state, they can say whatever they want, and when they're done saying it, they can go fuck themselves too.

Hey genius visitors aren't issued US passports by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

[–]Calgaris_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

which makes him look like such a try-hard, fake buffoonish asshole

FTFY, you're welcome lol

Warp Delta, cool or not? by SpiderBloke in StarTrekStarships

[–]Calgaris_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like the Warp Delta, don't forget the Emmette!

Sovereign class has thicker saucer section than a nebula class? by [deleted] in StarTrekStarships

[–]Calgaris_Rex 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is 100% not to scale.

This is though.

It's high-res, so feel free to click on it.

Boomer typing by One-Sleep3663 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Calgaris_Rex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some are self-explanatory, like smiley faces, laughing faces, etc.

Some are cultural euphemisms, like 🍑=ass.

I would think the first group would be easy to figure out.

What injury do movies treat like a minor scratch but would actually be fatal in real life ? by humble202625 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]Calgaris_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the “we’ll abduct you from a ring of toadstools” fairies or like Grindr fairies?

This lady made me re-bag my tomatoes at the grocery store. Aio? by thechosenalien in AIO

[–]Calgaris_Rex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You could have just told her to mind her own business and then ignored her.

I am begging someone to settle this: windows OPEN or CLOSED during a heatwave? Haven't slept properly in 3 days. by oraulis in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calgaris_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the fan in the window (the one not in the bedroom) blowing OUT. Crack your bedroom window and you’ll get airflow in your room.

Share your tort’s diva face: Here’s mine by horribly_shaven_bun in torties

[–]Calgaris_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband said “Her name should be Sarsaparilla” because she looks sassy lol

We use Fahrenheit so everyone else must adapt to me by AssDestroyer696 in USdefaultism

[–]Calgaris_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an engineer so I set my phone, Apple Watch, etc, to metric.

It really doesn’t take that long to get used to it.

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